Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but it's a trance/polka hybrid band

I wish I had a long lost uncle with a billion dollars and no family

 

[Ante EM-10]

Granted, but u will need to kill him to get the fuckin money

I wish i could have a bend

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

I don't know what a bend is... so granted but your bent over froever and sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit

I wish I will never go bald

 

[MementoMori]

granted but this is your fate

ı wish ı got some weight

 

[perfecterror]

granted but you will be profanity. ...and there can only be ONE!

i wish i knew a different language.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

granted, but you'll have to learn portuguese too

i wish sunshine and happiness for all </synchestra>

 

[War_Blade]

granted but it is a dead language nobody alive knows, leading others to suspect that you are just making it up.

i wish i could have every kind of guitar known to man

edit" ahh bastard beat me to it.

alright

your wish then

okay but that makes you a total pussy.

i wish i could have every kind of guitar known to man

 

[Draznog]

granted but you will lose your hands and feet.

i wish i had a new Amp.

 

[War_Blade]

granted but it's a crate



i wish that john5 wont be on this years g3 tour. Jeff Loomis should be on...

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but Jeff Loomis will have irritable bowel symdrome combined with explosive diherrea throughout the whole tour

I wish I knew how to play guitar

 

[War_Blade]

granted but you will always suck (thats what you get for ruining the best g3 evar!!!!!)

I wish i was rich

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but your paralyzed from the neck down

I wish I could go to a good metal concert every night

 

[War_Blade]

granted but you die in a mosh pit after 3 days.

i wish i was even more uber

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but your uber at sex with animals

I wish I had an angel

 

[Leandro]

Granted but you're a mindless nightwish fanboi

I wish you were gay

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but I lose my penis in an unfortunate shmelting accident

I wish there were more natural frontiers left

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but after a few seconds the earth explodes.


I wish.

 

[Leandro]

granted.

 

[Valerie]

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

I wish I had a better memory