Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but it's a variety of human body parts

I wish I had a poptart

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but your poptart will taste like shit

I wish my wishes were not corruptible

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted, but your wishes won't come true

i wish i had a day off tomorrow

 

[MegustaMucho]

XD

granted, but you are going to die tomorow

I wish I had a new car

 

[Ruins]

granted, but it would some how get over you
i wish i would stop annoying my self right now

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but you will annoy others and they will kill you
i wish i wouldn't die on my day off

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

granted, but you'll contract cancer and die in two weeks

I wish I didn't have to go to school right now

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted and you are never going to school again and finish your life like a retard

I wish I could finish college today!

 

[Timo]

granted but someone will pinch all your money, I wish I had a sexy Finnish wife

 

[Leandro]

granted but she's alexi laiho.


I wish my boners didn't show shamelesly through my pants anymore

PS> if you say something like 'granted but you'll have erectil disfunction' or 'granted but you don't have a dick', please, go watch meatspin!
be creative.

 

[Timo]

granted but you will have pants the size of a tent! I wish I could afford to buy some more vodka

 

[Wings of a dream]

^ You didn't wish.

 

[Melanie Villeneuve]

Ok I wish I could get drunk tonight but I have no money so I will have to steal vodka

 

[Draznog]

granted but you will get alchahol poisening and die

i wish it was snowing

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted... but it's snowing so hard you can't go outside and just watch it from inside the house

i wish my homework was all finished

 

[vikk]

granted... but the temperature is -30º

i wish i could kill everyone of my work

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

me too

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted. We both kill everybody at our work and then we are both skint and have no money for the rest of our lives! I wish I never had to go to fucking work again

 

[Nashira]

Granted, because they´ll lock you in jail.

I wish someone would bring alcohol at saturday...

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted! someone WILL bring 1 case of Rubbing Alcohol.

I wish COB would bring back the "Guitar v. Keyboard" duel on this tour.