Corrupt-a-Wish!

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. But then it´s monday for the rest of your life.

I wish it would rain.

 

[Nick Brookes]

granted but now your drown

 

[metaru kurenai]

^hmz nothing to corrupt

i wish it was Wacken time already :Spin:

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but it will be cancelled

i wish i passed my examns already...

 

[metaru kurenai]

^why did you cancel it.....

granted but you'll have to stay in school for the rest of your life

i still wish it was wacken time already

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but Katrina will be there too

i wish i passed my examns and didn't have to stay in school for the rest of my life

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted, but you will spend the rest of your life in a concentration camp

I wish I was dead by next monday

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you will hook up with Dimebag Darrell at the gates and play in his band in heaven. I wish I could live in Finland permanently

 

[vikk]

granted, but you will live nextdoor with ville valo

i wish, I could visit Finland

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you will live in tent on Alexi's mother's land! I wish I could have a baby

 

[vikk]

granted.... but after some years you'll find out, that your wife cheated you and its not your baby

i wish that everyone just go to hell

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted. I'll see you there then. (bodomin jumalatar is a guy? jumalatar means goddess....*confused*)

I wish today was forgotten forever, it was too terrible to remember.

 

[Markus Toivonen]

Granted but you will give birth with gremlin for baby! I wish I could get more time off from fuckin work

 

[Markus Toivonen]

By the way you are right Bodomin jumalatar is girl!

 

[vikk]

damm nicknames...

 

[Markus Toivonen]

Yeah grrrr!

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Hello Markus. Granted but you will be a bear. I wish people didnt keep mistaking me for a man on this forum

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but you'll be mistaken for a hermaphrodite instead!

I wish I had some vodka left over from yesterday

 

[perfecterror]

Granted but there is a dead bug in it... (not too bad, it could be worse, haha)

I wish I had a new camera?

 

[CoBHC247]

Granted but someone will use it to take pictures of you naked
I wish Joonas wasn't here