Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you would have classes 7 days a week, 15 hours a day.

 

[Draznog]

i wish bodomite did't have aids for personal reasons

 

[vikk]

granted... but you would be his bitch

i wish i was sleeping right now

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

granted, but you will never wake up

I wish I didn't have homework

 

[JausmetalJ]

Granted!
But then you get no work at all, and never learn, slowly you become so dumb that you just stare and dribble all day.

I wish I had a better amp.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you dont have a guitar anymore

i wish i wasnt sleepy

 

[barrett_]

granted, but you wouldn't be able to sleep for a week

I wish I didn't have to go to school today

 

[Noble Viking]

Granted, but you must walk around wearing a dunce cap all day.

I wish men would stop wearing fanny packs......they look gay.

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted, but the next time you wake up you have one growing from your head.

I wish I was taller.

 

[vikk]

granted but now you have 3 meters

i wish to be endorsed by ESP or Ibanes or Jackson

 

[Noble Viking]

Granted, but Yngwie will sign every guitar you receive with "Play Fender you fucking n00b!"

I wish I could meet Glen Quagmire.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted, you meet Glen. But it´s Glen Danzig.

I wish Lost would last for 25 years and that it was aired 7 days a week and that I´d love it more than I love now. Yeah.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but it would, as it probably is as we speak, turn to pish nonetheless.

I wish I could get pished now

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you will be that way for rest of life. I wish I stole all Alexi's money lol

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted but he'll beat you to the edge of your life.....wait....just....

I wish I was a baller

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but your mighty penis would rot and fall off.


I wish I could see that.

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but it will happen to you too.

I wish I could see that.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but it'll happen to you too.

I wish I could see that.

 

[Leandro]

granted but you'll turn hetero


I wish you didn't

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but you will.


I wish you didn't