Corrupt-a-Wish!

Granted, but then your last name will actually suit you, and you'll actually have an abnormally large head. (Grosskopf=großer Kopf=big head)

I wish I had either some good strong booze or some weed!
 
granted... but the police will get you

i wish that i was sleeping right now
 
granted... but you are having so many nightmares you'll wake up even more tired then before you went to sleep

i wish their are still tickets availble for Septic Isolation (friends) friday...
 
metaru--granted, but sosmeone will slip the band some really fuct up drugs and they won't be able to perform properly.

I wish my allergies/skin problems would fuck off for good.
 
Granted but, they all fucked off on your dress, and now you have something in common with Monica Lewinsky :oops:

I wish I had something better to do at work then myspace all damn day.