Corrupt-a-Wish!

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted, but someone wishes you were impaled in the anus

I wish I could draw well

enjoi17 · Mar 30, 2006

granted but you are in a wheel chair

i wish i had some ice cream

imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 · Mar 30, 2006

granbted they you would draw hentai all day

i wish alexi wud just come out of the closet already

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

^??? Hentai rocks!!!

Granted but then he would have sex with you

I wish I had tickets to the next Bodom show

enjoi17 · Mar 30, 2006

granted but all they play is AYDY songs

i wish for world peace

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but you have to wear flowers in your hair forever

I wish there were more good bands

imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 · Mar 30, 2006

granted but bodoms next show is today and in... east compton

i wish my job paid more

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted, you get 1 more cent an hour

I wish I had some food right now

imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 · Mar 30, 2006

granted then they wud all be stratovarious cover bands

i wish lamb of god makes a new album

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but Lamb of God sucks so they are swamped by raging Scandinavians and murdered at the release party

I wish people were nicer

enjoi17 · Mar 30, 2006

granted but not to you

i wish i could see wintersun live

imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 · Mar 30, 2006

granted but they all die onstage and kill everyone with them

i wish finntroll finds a new singer FAST

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but it is Richard Simmons

I wish I was better at drums

imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 · Mar 30, 2006

granted then you would invent a triple kick pedal, grow a third leg through evolution then become a circus freak.

i wish i had more stale cheetos...

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but milk makes them mushy

I wish for a new population reducing epidemic I am immune to

imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 · Mar 30, 2006

granted then it woudl kill everyone cept jews and you.

i wish i wasent sick right now

Confusion · Mar 30, 2006

granted, you are dead

I wish i could shred

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted, you shred your hands off in a blender

I wish I was done with school

eva_dolly · Mar 30, 2006

granted but you will be stuck doing hard labor

I wish I know what my over night plans for Ragnarök will be now... *yes i'm sad*

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 30, 2006

Granted, your plans will be not going

I wish I had a newspaper