Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Sinnsation]

Granted, it's the Gay porn journal!

I wish I was going to the sunday night bodom show

 

[enjoi17]

granted but alexi spits on you

i wish I had some vodka!

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but its 50% drunk vomit

I wish there were more attractive women in America

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted, but they are Transexuals

I wish Alexi had a secret myspace, and me and tom were his only friends.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted... the wish is sad enough so no need to corrupt it

I wish I was stronger

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you will be attacked by a million emo kids and fanbois

i wish i were a pirate

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted... the wish is sad enough so no need to corrupt it

I wish I was stronger

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but they collapse half way through the show of dysentary

I wish the world was larger

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but my wang will grow to stay in proportion. And I will slap it in your face every 15 minutes.

I wish it was summer

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but the temperature would nonetheless stay at 5 Celsius.

I wish I could win a marathon.

 

[crossyourheart]

granted, but its a marathon full of really old woman and gay little boys with their cocks out.
I wish I could afford to get more piercings.

 

[Lanterns]

granted, but its a marathon full of really old woman and gay little boys with their cocks out.
I wish I could afford to get more piercings.

Granted but the ppl who'll pierce you will do a really lousy job.
I wish I was already done with teh distance-learning.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but your brain is fried

I wish I felt better

 

[War_Blade]

not granted


I wish my hair would grow faster

 

[enjoi17]

granted but only your pubes

i wish i were on vacation

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but the region where you're spending your vacation will be hit by a disaster right about...now.

I wish ppl would stop making *lame* April fool jokes that I can't fall for anymore.

 

[Nashira]

Granted, they will stop making it tomorrow.

I wish I was famous, hehe.

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but you'll be Britney Spears, so you'll be famous and STUPID and ppl would make fun of you and not take you seriously.

I wish I wouldn't get this sick anymore.

 

[Ruins]

granted. you got well and oh bummer there it is this truck
fuck it got all and over you, hum it you as a rug is not the best picture :Smug:

i wish i didnt had headach

 

[Necrö]

granted, but now the ache is all in your crotch

i wish...i didn't forget my Come Clarity CD at my cousin's place