Corrupt-a-Wish!

[GhostOfPerdition]

Granted, but she's me.

I wish I had something good for supper

 

[Mitton]

Granted but you throw it up and get food poisening.

I wish I had some crisps.(potato chips) as Americans call them.

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted, but the chips were fried in the fat from Profanity's ass.

I wish this thread would go on, until I am 76 years old!

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but you die when it ends

I wish there was a restroom nearby

 

[Confusion]

granted but you can only eat there.

I wish my dog died

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but when you go to put him to sleep the needle slips into you

I wish I had more books

 

[Confusion]

granted but they are filled with naked pics of your mom

I wish i was famous

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, famous and dead!

I wish it was summer

 

[Confusion]

granted but you are alergic to sun

I wish i was a clown

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but it's pissing rain

I wish it was winter

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but there is a snowstorm

I wish I could run faster than a car

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but your legs are ripped off by a mean eating octopus

I wish I had more patience

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then you would wait till your 76 and die at the end of this forum like sinnsation.

i wish arch enemy wud play some old songs on the 13th (burning bridges type)

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but they all run off the stage due to explosive diherrea

I wish more people were on right now

 

[enjoi17]

granted, but you will be anally raped

i wish i never had to get a job

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then everybody wud be on and start flaming posts liek OMG I HJUIST SAWRS ALECKSI!!!!!

i wish to make love with lacuna coils lead singer cause shes hot

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you get an std from her

i wish i could go to sleep right now

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then alexander kupolla wud rape you while you sleep

i wish Varg was released.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

granted but you get an std from her

i wish i could go to sleep right now

Granted but you will never wake

I wish I didn't have to listen to mexican music right now

^Sweet ass sig by the way!

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted but you would be listening to asian pop music

i wish someones wish here comes true