Corrupt-a-Wish!

[perfecterror]

granted but now it is stuck inside of your ass. don't know how it got there...

i wish i had some pizza right now... yumm

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted, but then you will all the sudden be feeling really full before you eat your first pizza bite.

I wish I was living in the Playboy mansion.

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you have no dick

i wish it were saturday

 

[Wings of a dream]

granted but you have no dick

Dude let's get real, I most probably likely will not use it tonight! (not for sex anyways)

alright go on....

 

[tanma]

granted but you have no dick

i wish it were saturday

granted, but then tomorrow will be monday

i wish i had caramel ice-cream

 

[Ruins]

granted, but then tomorrow will be monday

i wish i had caramel ice-cream

granted. but you are suffering from serious throat infection and each spoon of ice cream that you will eat turn in to the most bloody pain full hell.

i wish i had a bigger pillow

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but it's stuffed up your ass

i wish class didn't start tomorrow already

 

[tanma]

granted but it's stuffed up your ass

i wish class didn't start tomorrow already

granted, but it will start now

i wish i had enough money to go to tuska open air

 

[Ruins]

[side comment] yes baby [side comment]

 

[Ruins]

damn it why did you change your post?

 

[tanma]

damn it why did you change your post?

who did ?

 

[Ruins]

you, it was "ohhh shit"

any way grunted. but as soon as you get there the police showes up and inform every one sorry but due to lack of blah blah we shut it all down , go home.

i wish i didnt have to go tomorrow to that clinic

 

[tanma]

oh, yeah, i was too slow. eagleflyfree was faster so i changed it ;D

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but because you don't you are infected with Ebola

I wish I had more time to play drums

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but Jaska will play the drums on your bum! I wish I could afford to go to another COB show

 

[Mitton]

granted but they will play shit all night.
I wish I wasnt so mad.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but you become a gay smelly hippie

i wish i wouldn't have to pee every 20min today

 

[Leandro]

granted but your bawbag will explode and you'll start to leak

I wish time passed 5 times as faster

 

[Serephidian*]

granted, but time will go so fast you would fall over and graze your knees.

i wish i could dance

 

[Mitton]

granted but you will striptease for fat old men.
I wish I wasnt upset.