Corrupt-a-Wish!

perfecterror · Apr 2, 2006

hehe granted but they will fill your whole house up and you will suffocate on them.

i wish pigs could fly

I_AM_CANADIAN! · Apr 2, 2006

Granted, but they will fly f-18's raining bombs from above.

I wish I had some beef jerky.

perfecterror · Apr 2, 2006

granted but the wishgiver got confused and gave you beef jerk

i wish that ensiferum would come to VA.

Mitton · Apr 2, 2006

Granted but they play spice girls covers all night.
I wish they came to England soon.

perfecterror · Apr 2, 2006

granted but you couldnt go because you ate too much beef jerk and got sick

i wish ensiferum were my friends, they are cool

Mitton · Apr 2, 2006

Granted but they try and rape you.
I wish I lived in texas.

perfecterror · Apr 2, 2006

granted but you will be neighbors with george bush...

i wish ensiferum would make sweet sweet... music to my ears, lol!

Mitton · Apr 2, 2006

They already make sweet sweet music to yours but then your ears dissapear.
I wish I had lots and lots of chips.

perfecterror · Apr 2, 2006

granted, but they are wood chips.

i wish someone would rub my feet, they hurt.

Mitton · Apr 2, 2006

Granted but that person is me.
I wish I was in a better mood.

ScandinavianMetal · Apr 2, 2006

Granted, but you'll get suicidal the day after.
I wish I got a job a good summer job in Stocholm City (Sweden)

Mitton · Apr 2, 2006

Granted but it will be a stripping job.
I wish I could sleep.

ScandinavianMetal · Apr 2, 2006

Mitton said:
Granted but it will be a stripping job.
I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you won't wake up.
I wish I was rich

Hrafn · Apr 2, 2006

Granted, but you'd loose it all on a bet
I wish I wouldn't stay up this late

Nashira · Apr 3, 2006

Granted, from now on you´ll fall asleep at five o clock every day and you´ll sleep till nine in the morning.

I wish I wouldn´t be that ill.

Thorns On My Grave · Apr 3, 2006

Granted, you die

I wish it wasn't raining

Nashira · Apr 3, 2006

Granted, therefor the sun will burn your skin.

I wish I had icecream^^

Thorns On My Grave · Apr 3, 2006

Granted, its garlic, liver, and pesto flavored

I wish I wasn't getting sick

perfecterror · Apr 3, 2006

granted but you will be get better tomorrow and you will have to go to school.

i wish i had some candy right now.

Heavenscent · Apr 4, 2006

Granted but it's dog candy.

I wish i had a cow