Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Leandro]

granted, but you're dutch


I wish I could do less cliché spells than transforming water in alcoholic beverages

 

[Necrö]

granted. you're harry potter

i wish i had a big bottle of beer in my hand right this moment

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but it wont be beer it will be PISS! And you wont realise that until you drank the lot! I wish I had some money, a new car, and some vodka! Grrrr. I dont want much to save my life

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but your blind, deaf, and dumb

I wish I was less tired

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted, but then you really would not want to do anything

I wish it was 2506

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, your a rotting corpse

I wish I had a car

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but it will explode. I wish I had a goddamn job

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you clean public bathroom toilets and floors with your rongue for free

I wish the sun was out now

 

[metaru kurenai]

Granted.... but after 5 sec of sun the clouds come back...

i wish there was something funny on tv

 

[Necrö]

granted, but the remote gets broken when you find it, and after the show there is a live broadcast from the curling-world-cup

i wish that I didn't get postjumped that often

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted... but all the posts you make don't make sense anymore

i wish it was wacken time...

 

[Necrö]

granted, but the only band that plays is Hammerfall. And they introduce their new leather-and-chains-games stage show

i wish i ... ... i ... didn't loose my pulp fiction DVD at a video night

 

[Nick Brookes]

video night

 

[Necrö]

dunno how to call it ^^

 

[MegustaMucho]

I wish it was summer!

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you must go to summer school

i wish i had some inspiration to make music.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you make a polka/trance/porno rap hybrid

I wish I were faster

 

[perfecterror]

granted, but you play too fast for human ears, and only dogs like you...

i wish i was in helsinki.

 

[Heavenscent]

granted, but I will be there too

I wish i didn't eat a big red candle

 

[perfecterror]

granted... but now you poop out red wax poop.

i wish i was in helsinki with heavenscent