Corrupt-a-Wish!

[perfecterror]

granted but no beer

i wish i had some steak for dinner.

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, you will have a steak made with monkey

I wish it was hotter outside

 

[War_Blade]

Granted 1000 C*

i wish for a car that shots out flames and has a machine gun on it, and has a whisler in the tailpipe


wooooooot wooooooootttt!!!!!!

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you'd end up choking in your own cum

I wish i had some more cigarettes

 

[War_Blade]

granted, cum filled cigs...

i wish i hae a shitty car with a whisler in the tailpipe..



woot woooooot!!

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but it has no wheels

I wish my stomache did not hurt

 

[War_Blade]

granted but you have to put my wheels back first

i wish i had some aqua net

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but your mouth is stitched shut

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym

 

[War_Blade]

aqua net is a worth no month


granted instead you have to get raped.


i wish i had a car with whisler dealership


woooooot woooo000t, like an alarm clock!!

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but Whisler is a random mexican rip off group that actually drugs you on a test drive and steals your organs

I wish I was not hungry

 

[perfecterror]

granted but you go "pooooot pooooot" instead.

i wish it would thunderstorm tonight.

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but your breasts get struck by lightning.



I wish.

 

[perfecterror]

granted, my boobs get struck by lightning and you are standing near me and get shocked as well and burnt and dead, lol.

i wish it was summer.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but there's a massive exotic storm and your nipples are so erect they attract every lightning in 10kms around

i wish this forum had more threads i gave a crap about

 

[War_Blade]

granted, but you die


I wish my car had a whisler


woooot wooot

 

[perfecterror]

lol... ok. granted... however you also have rims that spin on your car too

i wish i didnt eat so much, i feel sick!

 

[War_Blade]

gRANTED BUT YOU OWE ME HEAD!!!111


I wish i had a car with two tailpipes for two whislers





wooooot wooooot

 

[perfecterror]

granted... but you fall in love with your car and get married and have sex with the tailpipe

i wish that i was watching gungrave.

 

[War_Blade]

woooot woot


granted

i wish i had two cars with two tailpipes with whislers


wooot woooot

 

[perfecterror]

granted but you have to take care of 2 cars, and they get jealous of eachother and kill you then crash into a tree.

i wish i had some gum.