Corrupt-a-Wish!

[perfecterror]

granted but you disappear too and have to be with him forever!!

i wish i didnt have so much school work to do...

 

[War_Blade]

granted you have to have sex with me instead



i wish i had every car ever made with whislers on them



woooooooot

 

[Leandro]

granted but no cars will include whistlers anymore.

I wish I didn't live in this shithole

 

[War_Blade]

granted but no cars will include whistlers anymore.

I wish I didn't live in this shithole

all whistlers are homemade, its basicly a piece of metal wielded into the tailpipe that is load as fuck and really annoying to everybody else., o well at least i got laid by a hot chick...



granted you have to live in america with me and by surounded by a bunch of dumbasses...
(I was in geography class today, and i was the only one in the entire class who knew where great britain was...)


i wish for a pussy on my hand...

 

[Leandro]

all whistlers are homemade, its basicly a piece of metal wielded into the tailpipe that is load as fuck and really annoying to everybody else., o well at least i got laid by a hot chick...



granted you have to live in america with me and by surounded by a bunch of dumbasses...
(I was in geography class today, and i was the only one in the entire class who knew where great britain was...)


i wish for a pussy on my hand...

granted but your hand was cut off and stuch up a hooker's cunt

And great britain is like obvious, ask them if they know where russia or australia is

 

[War_Blade]

granted but your hand was cut off and stuch up a hooker's cunt

And great britain is like obvious, ask them if they know where russia or australia is

doubt they do...


i enjoy it though, i got paid five dollars to show the kid next to me where the jutland pennisula is during a test.


One time i brought up luxembourg...


i dont want to even mention what happened...

 

[Leandro]

doubt they do...


i enjoy it though, i got paid five dollars to show the kid next to me where the jutland pennisula is during a test.


One time i brought up luxembourg...


i dont want to even mention what happened...

I wouldn't know where jutland peninsula is
I could locate denmark obviously though

luxembourg, does that even count?

 

[War_Blade]

I wouldn't know where jutland peninsula is
I could locate denmark obviously though

luxembourg, does that even count?

lol, yea i have thought about conquering luxembourg for a while now with like 5000 crazy bastards on the internet.


interested in joining my army?

its called....
















































the kiss army!!!!

 

[Leandro]

lol, yea i have thought about conquering luxembourg for a while now with like 5000 crazy bastards on the internet.


interested in joining my army?

its called....
















































the kiss army!!!!

I prefer 'the buttsex army'

And funnily enough I think it would work

 

[War_Blade]

i wish for wishes that cant be corrupted

 

[metaru kurenai]

well.... not granted then

i wish i didn't have a hangover

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but iys because you vomited all over your hott ass date last night

I wish my neck wasn't sore

 

[enjoi17]

granted instead your cock is

 

[hatecrewchick]

!

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I wish I had a dick

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but it will be on your head

i wish i had a car

 

[enjoi17]

granted but mmbop is the only song that will play on your radio!

i wish i were a tr00 viking

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted and you will grow horns! On your bottom! I wish I had some money!

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but mmbop is the only song that will play on your radio!

i wish i were a tr00 viking

whahah you suck!!

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you have one cent

I wish I was going to another awesome metal show soon