Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Valerie]

Granted, but you leave them on your nipples and they get stuck forever.



I wish I had gum

 

[perfecterror]

granted but you blow a bubble and it pops on your face.

i wish i would do some homework, lol

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you must write it using your nipples

i wish i rawked as much as thomas

 

[Valerie]

granted, you rawk as much as thomas... jefferson.



I wish my nipples and perfecterror's nipples would team up as a super crime fighting team.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but my nipples would be the villain and win

I wish I didn't have to be in school right now

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but instead your in math camp.

I wish I had my pizza sooner.

 

[enjoi17]

granted but it's delivered from arnolds pizza shop and he takes a pepperoni and punches it thru your head

i wish i were at home sleeping

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted but it will be a bed of nails

i wish i had someone to do the cleaning for me

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but the cleaning lady is one of the Backstreet Boys and wants to have passionate gay sex with you in your closet.

I wish I didn't need to go with my parents to the parent-teavher interview tonight.

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted but the teacher makes stuff up and you are never to leave the house again

i wish it was weekend

(btw... i'm a girl so gay sex with a boy is not gay )

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

^ But it's a Backstreet Boy! It covers both bases.

Granted, but this weekend you will spend doing huge physics equations with no sleep or food untill you get it all done.

I wish . . .for . . .what do I wish for? Ah yes, I wish that I had enough money to see the Unholy Alliance Tour and that they would stop in Ottawa.

 

[War_Blade]

granted but you die before it comes


i wish i had 3 cars with two tailpipes that had whislers



wooot woooot wooooooot!!!

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but two gay guys per car seem to like your tail pipes and stick their dicks into them. Don't worry about sticking decales on your car now you've got fags!

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[War_Blade]

granted, but you turn gay


i wish i had a car with a whisler on it and a machine gun so i can shoot gay guys trying to have sex with it.



wooooooot woooooooot

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but you miss and they come in and have sex with you in the backseat

I wish my legs weren't sore

 

[vikk]

granted... but now they have been cut off

i wish to have inspiration to finish my song

 

[Timo]

granted but you write piece of shit. I wish I could get new job

 

[Nick Brookes]

^ no wish

i wish i had friends

 

[Ruins]

granted. but they all heavy big and stinky american rapers.
i wish that Timo thing had a wish.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you will die. I wish I could my mothers new man would disappear!