Crybabies and People who cant get on with life

I'm at loss for words again, so I'll just paste Captain Philnis again:

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No, fuck you, I'm posting about this.

Yeah, I reported your dumb-shit post about my comments on your 'veteran' status, because it's getting annoying as hell. You purposefully troll - how fucking old are you dude? Get a life. If you fuck porn stars, that's great, but don't act like it makes you better than me when afterwards you hop on here and start a shitstorm with a dude half your age, just for shiggles.

If it's just you being a comedian... you're a shitty ass comedian, and I'm allowed to 'boo' all I want. The ignore function... it's shitty, everyone knows this. You are, in fact, on my ignore list - you post so fucking often and get quoted so often that it's impossible to avoid, though. Not to mention that when I get external notifications on AIM/Facebook with "look what douchebag said this time..." almost daily, it's hard to not want to respond to your bullshit.

At some point, it's just not a joke - your post in that "chunk no captain chunk" thread was BLATANTLY personal and COMPLETELY uncalled for - do you know how many PM's I got saying something along the lines of "shit dude, that's really just fucked up"? Not everyone likes you, not everyone has your retardedly degenerate sense of humor, and not everyone wants to put up with your bullshit.

Gone to me in PM? Really? You PM'd me multiple months ago asking why I was being such a dick to you, and I told you - you make this forum a worse place. You've not tried to contact me since, so don't pretend like you've tried to 'bury the hatchet with these guys on multiple occaisions." Horseshit. You tried once, didn't get the response you wanted, and continued on shitting all over the forum.

How the hell do you expect me to just PM you about this when you're allowed to wave your shitstained laundry out in public? Again, you tried to PM me ONCE, that's it. End of story.

I'll agree with you on one point, though - there are no apologies in this situation. Anything you'd offer would be bullshit or a desperate plea to stay on the forum, and I don't concede to scum.
 
Jeff,

Come on man seriously its getting old. Im done trolling you its pointless at this point cause you genuinely get offended. I am not here to offend you, I am here to make light of what is a really silly situation in my eyes, and you just dont see it that way. Im sorry you dont see it as funny, and you contantly feel the need to defend yourself over it.

Now stop ruining our beautiful thread here with serious stuff. This is meant to be something funny, not serious.

I respect your work, and all the help you give people here on the forum. I have tried to talk to you about this, and I just get a big Fuck You.

I really dont want to drag this out any longer. Its pointless..... ughhh

I guess some people you just cant play jokes with cause they get too offended.....

So here:
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Enough is enough dude.

The point in all this is ITS THE FUCKING INTERNET, ITS A FUCKING FORUM. STOP BEING SO SERIOUS ALL THE TIME!

If I genuinely hated you dude, or hated the things you stand for I wouldnt make light of it, or we would have been fist fighting over it whenever I am in your part of town. Jesus dude ....

Seriously if poeple are PMing you on AIM or whatever over this shit, and PMing you to report it, then THEY are just feeding into what they think is some sort of drama. Yea I made the shit ass comment, AS A FUCKING JOKE, but of course everyone that PM's you takes it as some rivalry.

I guess you missed "The Sneezie" awards thread when I said I should get the JeffTD I cant take it anymore award or some bullshit. Its all a big joke dude. Calm down.

Lets have a hug and a beer and go look at some titties. Lifes better with tits and beer.
 
Jarkko Mattheiszen said:
I couldn't think of anything appropriate to say, so I made this picture of Dr. Phil who has an eyepatch and a penis instead of a right hand. I think I'm gonna call him Captain Philnis. Also, contact me if you need graphic design. I do logos, band artwork and web design, as long as it contains a penis and something piratey, like a parrot or an eypatch. Thanks!

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Somewhere in Sweden, Ola is giggling like a little girl and jumping up and down:Smokin:
 
guitarguru777 said:
Jeff,

Come on man seriously its getting old. Im done trolling you its pointless at this point cause you genuinely get offended. I am not here to offend you, I am here to make light of what is a really silly situation in my eyes, and you just dont see it that way. Im sorry you dont see it as funny, and you contantly feel the need to defend yourself over it.

Now stop ruining our beautiful thread here with serious stuff. This is meant to be something funny, not serious.

I respect your work, and all the help you give people here on the forum. I have tried to talk to you about this, and I just get a big Fuck You.

I really dont want to drag this out any longer. Its pointless..... ughhh

I guess some people you just cant play jokes with cause they get too offended.....

Enough is enough dude.
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No dude, you don't get off that easy. That's a straight up elementary school thing to do - cause a huge shitstorm and then backpedal and say it was all a joke. Even if you were joking, you had the intent of me taking it seriously.

I'm not just going to sit back and watch and laugh when someone constantly makes libelous statements about me me on a forum - of course I'm going to defend myself.

Again, you can't pull that "I have tried to talk to you about this" shit - you PM'd me one time, a long while back, and I explained to you pretty much exactly why I didn't like you.

If you didn't want to drag this out any longer, you'd not have posted this.

The whole "just joking" bit is so fucking stupid dude. You can't dress up as Hitler in a synagogue and expect to get off by saying "hey dudez I was just trolling and joking for the lulz don't get so offended geeeeze."

Enough is enough? Really man, you can't suddenly decide to take the high road and act all high and mighty.

I'm really glad you went this route, though - your stupidity has basically guaranteed a temporary ban, and I'm going to go out on a whim and say an eventual permaban. Counting the days!
 
JeffTD said:
No dude, you don't get off that easy. That's a straight up elementary school thing to do - cause a huge shitstorm and then backpedal and say it was all a joke. Even if you were joking, you had the intent of me taking it seriously.

I'm not just going to sit back and watch and laugh when someone constantly makes libelous statements about me me on a forum - of course I'm going to defend myself.

Again, you can't pull that "I have tried to talk to you about this" shit - you PM'd me one time, a long while back, and I explained to you pretty much exactly why I didn't like you.

If you didn't want to drag this out any longer, you'd not have posted this.

The whole "just joking" bit is so fucking stupid dude. You can't dress up as Hitler in a synagogue and expect to get off by saying "hey dudez I was just trolling and joking for the lulz don't get so offended geeeeze."

Enough is enough? Really man, you can't suddenly decide to take the high road and act all high and mighty.

I'm really glad you went this route, though - your stupidity has basically guaranteed a temporary ban, and I'm going to go out on a whim and say an eventual permaban. Counting the days!
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Dude just stop already, jesus. Its nothing high and mighty, none of its serious. Stop being a butt hurt really....

This is my last reply to this cause there is honestly no getting through to you that this was all just a big joke.

Again, sorry for causing you so much drama dude, but seriously its a joke.
 
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