Damn I need to start spamming more to get a manly bulk of posts on me like you guys. What snappy culturally relevent phrases are the kids saying these days? Lollerskates? P4wneD? Hydrahead Records?
I vote Cythraul maintain a perfect 5000 posts forever so that his name may retain the reputation of witty, helpful and as demonstarted here to fine effect, though provoking posting that has been thrust upon it.
Then he should start another account under the name Cythraul 2 and act out all sorts of devious forum hijinks.