Daiiiiiaaaamnnnnnn

[Spruce Goose]

- Funniest thing done behind the decks. talk on the mobile to some mates who couldnt get in and convince the security guard at the door over the phone that they were my guesets he wasnt letting in.


This guy is a fuckin crackup! How funny is that?!?!?!! He was talking on the phone whilst DJ'ing. hahaha. Man, I need a lie down

 

[TinMan666]

what I meant was that he made your band who is pretty big, look small when compared to what he has done.

he's done nothing except stooge you into wanting to make out with him.

 

[TinMan666]

- Funniest thing done behind the decks. talk on the mobile to some mates who couldnt get in and convince the security guard at the door over the phone that they were my guesets he wasnt letting in.


This guy is a fuckin crackup! How funny is that?!?!?!! He was talking on the phone whilst DJ'ing. hahaha. Man, I need a lie down

If I was on the door I still wouldn't let 'em in hahah then they'd tell me they were gonna get me fired. hahah see above

 

[Spruce Goose]

I like what you did there. They use that humour alot on the Panel. Keep reverting back to jokes made half hour ago

 

[phlogiston]

fuck of spawn, at the end of the day, he's played all over europe, no make that all over the world, and you haven't even left your house!

http://www.djtracker.com/djprofile.asp?djid=230

Have you even looked at page yourself Tez? He doesn't have any management and his official web page goes off to some domain name registration site. Doesn't exactly scream "huge successful artist" to me. Even a Google search return only 5 hits for him. Pretty poor effort for someone who's played to over 2,000,000 people.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Also:

Events you have played at. ah man all i can say is From the UK to Europe to Australia


I thought he *may* have mentioned the 2 million crowd size in there, but meh.

Good luck to the both of you Tezz

 

[Spruce Goose]

 

[Goreripper]

DJs are the greatest wankers in the history of the world. They are bigger wankers than lead guitarists, singers from hair metal bands, fighter pilots and action film stars all put together. He may have played at a festival that attracted 2 million people but he hasn't played in front of that many at once. No one has. Ever. The Love Parade in Germany gets 2 million or more visitors, but not all at once.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

gullible

 

[Lord Tim]

 

[Sydo]

He may have played at a festival that attracted 2 million people but he hasn't played in front of that many at once. No one has. Ever.

Didn't Rod Stewart play a free gig on a beach in Rio that attracted half the population or something? I thimnk that was the biggest ever single gig.

 

[phlogiston]

It's by no means definitive, but it would be a pretty good guide, I'd imagine.

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/askbrett5.html

 

[Lord Tim]

i didn't mean to degrade Dungeon, what I meant was that he made your band who is pretty big, look small when compared to what he has done.

So does Britney Spears or Vanilla Ice....

Famous / Rich != good in a lot of cases, sadly...!

 

[TinMan666]

who likes my new avatar?

 

[Goreripper]

Have you even looked at page yourself Tez? He doesn't have any management and his official web page goes off to some domain name registration site. Doesn't exactly scream "huge successful artist" to me. Even a Google search return only 5 hits for him. Pretty poor effort for someone who's played to over 2,000,000 people.

You know what else? If you look down the bottom, there's a page view counter. His profile has been viewed 51 times, and most of those views are probably from us, following the link Terry posted. My profile here has probably been looked at more than that.

 

[Goreripper]

Didn't Rod Stewart play a free gig on a beach in Rio that attracted half the population or something? I thimnk that was the biggest ever single gig.

Yep, according to that Ask Brett dude, the crowd was 3.5 million! Well fuck me!

 

[Sydo]

What the hell?

1) Rod Stewart at Copacabana Beach - 3.5 million people
It was December 31st, 1994 in Rio. Nudity, banging, drinking – you name it… Over 4,381 women gave birth during the concert.

 

[Goreripper]

who likes my new avatar?

Don't encourage him, TinMan.

 

[Lord Tim]

*cough* Dungeon counter:

 

[Blitzkrieg]