youdontknowme
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don't you find it weird that Michael Jackson died around the time we got our first black president.
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The Ozzman
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katierose
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Perhaps you should carefully read the portion of my post that you yourself quoted in your post. Go on.
panzerfaust666
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viewerfromnihil
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Michael Jackson's death: It's super freaky.
Do you think it's possible that this is a publicity stunt, maybe he's faked his own death? It's not impossible considering all the other insane stuff he's known for doing.
Edit: www.michaeljackson.com conveniently has all ability to click on any elements disabled. This all seems to be being handled too cleanly. I think something is amiss. Perhaps a way to get out of debt?
Do you think it's possible that this is a publicity stunt, maybe he's faked his own death? It's not impossible considering all the other insane stuff he's known for doing.
Edit: www.michaeljackson.com conveniently has all ability to click on any elements disabled. This all seems to be being handled too cleanly. I think something is amiss. Perhaps a way to get out of debt?
viewerfromnihil
Vein-Marbled Tower
It wouldn't surprise me but I'm pretty sure he's dead. Nearly every news outlet talking about it has confirmation of his death.
mutantllama
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Dak
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mutantllama
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mutantllama
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They say he died of food poisoning
He ate 12 year old nuts
They are recycling his body to be made into juice bottles.
Kids can now drink from without being scared.
He ate 12 year old nuts
They are recycling his body to be made into juice bottles.
Kids can now drink from without being scared.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I'm just sad that Close Encounters of the Third Grade has stopped filming as a result of this
Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
Ehh... its sad the guy died... but honestly he's been pretty much dead for years. Being the butt of everyone's joke when he was alive... doesnt seem like it's going to change much now.
Dak
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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, upon completion of the autopsy his body will be melted down and made into Lego Blocks, so children can play with him.
