Bryan316 said:
....you don't see kids picking up guitars and trying to master Dissection riffs, now do you? MegaDave wins. The man has created more metal riff classics than anyone I can think of from Sweden.
I was at my local guitar shop the other day, and I saw this kid, he was a bout 14 or so, with a Just Defy t-shirt on. It was really pretty, because it had that great logo on it that you have in your sig. Although his appearance would generally be considered quite hideously ugly, like most other metal fans, that t-shirt really did turn him into a handsome sex machine I must say! I almost converted to gayness.
Anyway, he was noodling around on a guitar there, and you know what he was playing? You guessed it! Just Defy riffs! And he totally NAILED those insanely complex, yet classic, riffs! This was of course noticed by the large crowd of terribly hot women and Just Defy fans who happened to be there at the same time. These were some quality cunts, some of the finest I've ever seen, not fat American onces, but tender, lovely Swedish ones. There were about 20 of them, and they all gathered around him, and as he played, they danced, smiled and clapped their hands. He made those bitches the happiest cunts in the world, all by playing your wonderful music for them. Many of them orgasmed, some of them fainted in pleasure, and most of them were screaming really loud like those old cunts used to do with the Beatles. They were screaming out song requests and held up signs saying "FUCK ME KID!!".
He sat there performing all the Just Defy classics, from all the different eras of time, including the lesser known hits from the 60s, for about three hours. He ended it with a very great finale, with fireworks and balloons. By this time, television networks from all over the world had heard the rumor of the incredible boy playing the fantastic classics of the world's most stunning band of all time. He was being televised, and as the final note was played, he received a standing ovation from the 5 billion people worldwide who saw it. The cunts then ripped his clothes off and raped him. It was a big scandal, they were sent to prison for what they did, but can you blame them? Who wouldn't have done the same thing in this situation? I sure would have! Fortunately I left the store 2 hours earlier and was watching the ending on tv, so I couldn't rape him. I did, however, experience the best masturbation ever as a result of watching this child playing the most classic guitar playing ever experienced in the history of the universe.
I'm being sarcastic by the way, none of this happened.