Dear Max

[Captain Beard]

He'd have to make jokes about riding the tiger then, too.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

eeew.


Have you seen any hotties? *wink wink*
maybe a spring fling for maxie paxie in da holiest of lands?

I saw one really hot ultraorthodox woman earlier today. I wanted to introduce her to my totally kosher sausage.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I saw one really hot ultraorthodox woman earlier today. I wanted to introduce her to my totally kosher sausage.

Go to Tel Aviv already.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

As soon as they discover 2000 year old ruins in or around Tel Aviv, I'm sure I will. Or if I come here with someone other than my dad. He's a cool dude, but I'm not about to go bar hopping/tail hunting with him.

 

[Lord Foul]

I wanted to introduce her to my totally kosher sausage.

Since humans are not cud-chewing cloven-hoofed mammals, your sausage isn't kosher at all.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

So how do you like it so far Maxie?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I've been eating a lot of lamb kebobs. That shit ist krieg. Today I saw the Archeological shit around the Western Wall, which was reaaaally awesome. Umayyad palace ruins (7th-8th Century), Byzantine ruins (5th Century), and of course ruins from the Second Temple. Awesome.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

So how do you like it so far Maxie?

Its great.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You should go to the secret tunnels underneath the western wall. That's trully awesome.
But the tour is best when is at night. that way you have only the light of the torch (like old days) IT'S GREAT!
Look into it!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Probably won't have time . Tomorrow we're going to the Israel Museum, Temple Mount (if we can get in), and the City of David, and if all goes as plan, we'll be leaving for Petra on Thursday for a couple nights.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm in Petra, Jordan right now! So far this has been the best part of the trip. Petra rules, an entire ancient city carved into the rock of some mountains. Hopefully some of the pictures I took with the shitty disposable will come out decent.
Karen, apparently I will actually be spending Wednesday night in Tel Aviv since we have an earlyish flight the next morning. Any sights or restaurants we should definitely check out? Keep in mind that I'm with my father, so strip clubs would probably be awkward.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I rode a camel today. I'm fairly sunburnt. Right now I'm back in Israel, soon to head off to Masada for 2 nights.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Oh, and last night a Jordanian invited us to his home for dinner, and we had a feast worthy of MeatCamp.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

we had a feast worthy of MeatCamp.

unlikely

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I rode a camel today. I'm fairly sunburnt. Right now I'm back in Israel, soon to head off to Masada for 2 nights.

Masada is awesome!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

unlikely

The feast was most impressive.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I wanna see pictures, Paxie

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm back in the states now. Ima get the shitty disposables developed today, and if any of them are decent i'll scan 'em and make a picture thread.