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[6 Stringed Fingers]

But it can be a burden when there is no common point for us to hold on.

 

[Magrathean]

When there is no common point, there's no similarity, is there?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

None at all. You just stare at each other, not knowing what to think about.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[Zack]

^

Jack Bauer didn't get addicted to heroin, heroin got addicted to him

According to the theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.

 

[Hiljainen]

too

there is no evolutionary theory, there are just species chuck norris allowed to exist.

it's nice when i come back here and the deepest insight i manage to write is about chuck norris.

 

[Zack]

Jack Bauer can lead a horse to water and make him drink

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

Did you know death? Nice chap. He loves his job too.

 

[Rincewind]

No,SHE doesn't...according to Pratchett,at least

 

[Magrathean]

Rincewind: Maybe i should ask her if i can take over. I'm sure i'd enjoy that job very much.

 

[Rincewind]

You DO have a job...stick with it

 

[Magrathean]

I can handle two jobs, my dear. It's called multitasking, and i'm pretty good at it.

 

[Rincewind]

I know...but stick with current one

 

[Magrathean]

Dyk that croatian girls are possessive?

 

[Rincewind]

Dyk that croatian girls are possessive?

:Smug:

 

[RampageSword]

^DYK that croatian girls are also touchy.

 

[Magrathean]

Dyk that Shiira is really close to being way better than Safari, which is currently (but not for much longer, apparently) my favorite web browser? Macu sers: Download Shiira now from www.apple.com.

 

[La Rocque]

DYK the working man must have no overlord -

 

[La Rocque]

DYK that You are responsible for Your own happiness
or
don't let other people get Your kicks for You -

 

[La Rocque]

DYK that google of google (dot) com should be spelled googol one of founders of google, Larry Page just misspelled it when he registered the domain.