they're all cia agents anyway, no wait thats the latter day saints, me mate used to have them round so theyd give him tapes about the meaning of life that he could tape stuff over, mefftastic!!!
one jehovah used the lock on me door as an opening gambit, pointing out it was proof of mans distrust of his fellow man, i told him our lock never worked but i bet the one on his door did, and he looked at me all