Shakma is out breeding with other baboons and spreading his rabies. He is raising an army that is going to over throw the whole entire human race. RABID BABOONS WILL RULE THE EARTH. Beware Of Shakma! His forces stir in the east very malice very primitive. The fall of mankind is destine, but when, but when. We shall not know when this atrocity will be put to action. Women and children will not be despaired, Shakma's forces the Ooga Booga will gnaw, maim, annhilate, castarate, decapitate, and mangle our bodies. The Ooga Booga shows no mercy, burning cities, eating bananas, and leaving shit in there trails. Blood will be shed, you with innocence, you will not be spared, and most of all you will die in pain. When it is all over Ooga Booga and the new Emperor, Shakma, of Earth, renamed Assland, will be infested with baboons. Carcasses of humans shall be ground into a paste, boiled for 15 minutes, mixed with 2 cups of garlic and cheese, put into a cast iron pan, baked at 350 until a brownie like form is made. It will then be cut in indivudual squares and served with banana. The Ooga Booga call this Asslandian delcacy Howeegachow. Howeegachow is a very formal appetizer, and the Ooga Booga kill for it. The Ooga Booga make there homes from sticks and other natural materials, they are often very small living quarters and contain only one room. Shakma dines only on fat ignorant Americans(which is about all of them except for about selece 25,000 metal heads, the last homo sapiens to stand during the final battle). So now you ask where Shakma is, Shakma is raising an army. His pain is constant and sharp and does not hope for a better world for anyone(except the Ooga Booga) infact he wants his pain to be inflicted on others. he wants no one to escape(and no one will.) Sorry i kinda got carried away, just kinda.
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