Do you use the handicap stall in public bathrooms?

[Krigloch the Furious]

I go wherever the fuck I want....

 

[Zephyrus]

Do you crap your pants?

 

[Valerie]

Well when you work for a living instead of playing WoW all day, you generally do use them.

I do work. Don't lump me in with you and the others like you that can't seem to control their bowels.

Do you crap your pants?

Why are you asking me this? Is it because you've experienced this problem yourself? I haven't.

 

[Zephyrus]

Come on, we've all sharted at least once in our lives.

 

[damnromulans]

DELIGHTFUL. I am immune to this stuff by now but occasionally I see one that makes me chortle.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I do work. Don't lump me in with you and the others like you that can't seem to control their bowels.

Erm, do you eat the same food for every meal or something?

 

[muzmaze]

...I take 30-60 seconds for my entire bathroom experience.

This is impossible? It takes me that long just to clean and prep...the toilet that is.

 

[Valerie]

Erm, do you eat the same food for every meal or something?

Why does the fact that I don't need to use the bathroom while I'm at work amaze you so much?

 

[wandering_taco]

I do generally attempt to avoid pooping in public bathrooms, I like to save srs business for home. But if the need arises, whatever stall is open and doesn't have a huge turd and huge wad of paper clogged in it is where I'll be. Ladies are lucky they don't have to deal with men's bathrooms, in my experience they often are trashed and disgusting.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, we save that job for the blacks.

 

[damnromulans]

I guess you take your time. For me everything is a race, including going to the bathroom in public.

5 seconds: Put sanitizer on TP, wipe down seat
3-5 seconds: Pull down pants and sit down
10-20 seconds: Pee
2-4 seconds: Wipe
5 seconds: Pull pants back up
1 second: Flush
5-10 seconds: Wash hands

 

[damnromulans]

Why does the fact that I don't need to use the bathroom while I'm at work amaze you so much?

You must be super dehydrated if you can go 8 hours without peeing!

 

[mutantllama]

I don't give a shit.

Just as long as I can do my business and relax.

On the topic of toilets, am I the only one who can't relax and take a nice clean shit in an outhouse? I mean I'm always afraid that I'm gonna sit down and there is going to be a poisonous spider hiding under there that's gonna end up biting my ass. I always end up having to hover my ass over the toilet seat, let it drop and then stand up.

 

[wandering_taco]

Fuck those things man. Those are absolute last resort.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I guess you take your time. For me everything is a race, including going to the bathroom in public.

5 seconds: Put sanitizer on TP, wipe down seat
3-5 seconds: Pull down pants and sit down
10-20 seconds: Pee
2-4 seconds: Wipe
5 seconds: Pull pants back up
1 second: Flush
5-10 seconds: Wash hands

Sig of the Year

Also: people like you are the reason I avoid touching faucets, flushers and door handles directly in a bathroom.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, we save that job for the blacks.

And me. I hate cleaning the customer bathroom at work. Thank god we have our own bathrooms in the back, that are quite nice. They aren't stalls, just a toilet in a room, and the sink is outside. It almost feels like a real bathroom. Clean for the most part, I can usually do my business without anyone bothering me, feels good. Hell, sometimes if I feel like I need a 4 minute break, I'll just and there and sit.

 

[damnromulans]

wtf? I wash my hands!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

5-10 seconds does not count. Period.

It's barely enough time to rub soap on your hands.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Do you go into surgery after you shit or what?

 

[JontRevolting]

Definately something I would'nt do...you'd have to be a fucking retard.