Do you use the handicap stall in public bathrooms?

[zabu of nΩd]

Definately something I would'nt do...you'd have to be a fucking retard.

Going into surgery after shitting, or washing your hands with soap?

 

[JontRevolting]

Both.

 

[Bitencourt29]

wtf? I wash my hands!

5-10 seconds does not count. Period.

It's barely enough time to rub soap on your hands.

 

[mutantllama]

I just reacted what I do when I wash my hands, and it took about 15 seconds. That includes rubbing my hands with soap and rinsing. Didn't include drying.

 

[Valerie]

You must be super dehydrated if you can go 8 hours without peeing!

Then that means everyone must be super dehydrated while they sleep!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Actually, that's true for me. I often wake up in the middle of the night dying for something to drink.

 

[Valerie]

That couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that your body stops saliva production so you don't choke to death in your sleep.

 

[Zephyrus]

I drink a lot of water and night but rarely have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, not till the morning.

And before anyone makes oatmeal jokes, I haven't eaten oatmeal in three years. These days I tend to have a bagel, cream cheese and fry an egg every morning before work.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that your body stops saliva production so you don't choke to death in your sleep.

I must say, I never expected you to put forth such a thorough set of arguments in defense of your personal opposition to using public bathrooms.

 

[damnromulans]

I am usually on the verge of having an accident when I wake up in the morning tbh.

No soap in public toilets here

 

[damnromulans]

And before anyone makes oatmeal jokes, I haven't eaten oatmeal in three years. These days I tend to have a bagel, cream cheese and fry an egg every morning before work.

You must be a gigantic fatass. Or have a fortunate metabolism/exercise regularly. Either way I wish I could eat that shit for breakfast.

 

[Valerie]

I must say, I never expected you to put forth such a thorough set of arguments in defense of your personal opposition to using public bathrooms.

I never expected to be interrogated for it. I'm sorry you feel offended by me being genetically superior.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You must be a gigantic fatass. Or have a fortunate metabolism/exercise regularly. Either way I wish I could eat that shit for breakfast.

I don't think the problem there is so much weight gain as it is the incredible risk of heart disease inherent in that diet. So perhaps he has a very fortunate hereditary cholesterol tolerance.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I never expected to be interrogated for it. I'm sorry you feel offended by me being genetically superior.

Sorry for getting out of line, Master.

 

[damnromulans]

Mistress.

I am totally going to eat bagels with cream cheese next week. And become a gigantic fatass. Fuck heart disease.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Sorry about the grammar mistake, Mistress.

 

[mutantllama]

And before anyone makes oatmeal jokes, I haven't eaten oatmeal in three years. These days I tend to have a bagel, cream cheese and fry an egg every morning before work.

Is it because of us?

Really though, oatmeal is pretty delicious. Cook that shit up, add some raisins, put in some sunflower seeds, and then pour some in a bowl, add brown sugar and milk, and mix that shit up! That and a nice piece of toast with cheddar cheese is an excellent breakfast.

 

[damnromulans]

I like how this thread has gone from public toilets to breakfast

I had a plain yogurt (Bulgaria brand) for breakfast with black coffee. Not a lot going on, but it makes me regular and the 2,000 collagen-enhanced gummy candies I had for dinner fulfill the carb requirement.

 

[mutantllama]

I had a two egg cheese omelet and put some salsa on it, with two pieces of country french bread.


Fucking delicious.

 

[Valerie]

Is it because of us?

Really though, oatmeal is pretty delicious. Cook that shit up, add some raisins, put in some sunflower seeds, and then pour some in a bowl, add brown sugar and milk, and mix that shit up! That and a nice piece of toast with cheddar cheese is an excellent breakfast.