Do you use the handicap stall in public bathrooms?
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Sometimes (if it's the only one available)
Tha fact that it usually has a private sink and mirror is also a perk.
Tha fact that it usually has a private sink and mirror is also a perk.
Zephyrus
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I am usually on the verge of having an accident when I wake up in the morning tbh.
No soap in public toilets here
What the fuck? That's terrible.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Look buster I got straight As on my health check.
I can't poop unless I'm sitting on a toilet. Squatting in nature would be extremely difficult for me.
I can't poop unless I'm sitting on a toilet. Squatting in nature would be extremely difficult for me.
Satanstoenail
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Krow
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metal_wrath
I dip my forefinger...
the key is to find the right tree to lean on...then reach under and pull the back pant toward front
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
I use the stall sometimes
Also, I've taken a shit outdoors before. You all are way too fucking paranoid about that shit (I was in Boy Scouts for six years and couldn't use port-o-lets all the time, so we had to improvise). Nature was our toilet before we started building shit like sewer systems and toilets
Also, I've taken a shit outdoors before. You all are way too fucking paranoid about that shit (I was in Boy Scouts for six years and couldn't use port-o-lets all the time, so we had to improvise). Nature was our toilet before we started building shit like sewer systems and toilets
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Whatever, it's my prerogative to poop where I want.
I do pee everywhere like a hillbilly, including city streets on long nights out when I'm feeling frisky. But I wasn't always so adept at squatting.
The worst ever was a couple summers ago. I took the city bus to/from work and it was a long ride, maybe 45-50 minutes. The bus stop was a 25 minute walk from my house. I REALLY had to go so I stopped in a Stewart's convenience store and asked if I could use their bathroom as it was an emergency. They said no and I said "really? I'm going to wet myself" and went out back and peed behind their dumpster. But this was before I was proficient at squatting, so I ended up peeing ALL OVER MY SHOES AND SHORTS. I was dehydrated too so it was the pungent yellow kind. That sucked. My mom still gives me shit for it.
I do pee everywhere like a hillbilly, including city streets on long nights out when I'm feeling frisky. But I wasn't always so adept at squatting.
The worst ever was a couple summers ago. I took the city bus to/from work and it was a long ride, maybe 45-50 minutes. The bus stop was a 25 minute walk from my house. I REALLY had to go so I stopped in a Stewart's convenience store and asked if I could use their bathroom as it was an emergency. They said no and I said "really? I'm going to wet myself" and went out back and peed behind their dumpster. But this was before I was proficient at squatting, so I ended up peeing ALL OVER MY SHOES AND SHORTS. I was dehydrated too so it was the pungent yellow kind. That sucked. My mom still gives me shit for it.
metal_wrath
I dip my forefinger...
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
I, being of superior genetic stock (because I am white of course), always use the handicap restroom when I must feed the porcelain beast. However, I usually do not defecate in those large unsanitary fecal depositories - no! I wait for some unfortunate cripple to try and open the door, and wait for his disparaged sigh as he realizes the stall has been taken.
Oh the sheer delight, making some poor physically disabled fool force himself into a far smaller receptacle! All the while as this poor being grunts and groans, I stretch my legs and walk back and forth to rub in the fact that I am not disabled (I demonstrate this to the poor wretch by saying such things as "thank god I'm not crippled and don't have to use the disgusting crippled toilet" or "Oh god I am so tired of having working legs! What I wouldn't give to sit down permanently!"
Anyhoo, after my charade has gone on long enough I tend to carve hateful messages to obese people on the toilet seat, and then doodle olympic chapions enjoying their virile & flexible young bodies.
Actually yeah; thankfully the shithole where I am forced to work uses infrared sinks so you don't have to touch anything... but there is still the door-handle. I have seen people take shits and walk out the door by MANHANDLEING that doorknob (and god damn is it fucking gross, thank technology for wads of paper towels).
Oh the sheer delight, making some poor physically disabled fool force himself into a far smaller receptacle! All the while as this poor being grunts and groans, I stretch my legs and walk back and forth to rub in the fact that I am not disabled (I demonstrate this to the poor wretch by saying such things as "thank god I'm not crippled and don't have to use the disgusting crippled toilet" or "Oh god I am so tired of having working legs! What I wouldn't give to sit down permanently!"
Anyhoo, after my charade has gone on long enough I tend to carve hateful messages to obese people on the toilet seat, and then doodle olympic chapions enjoying their virile & flexible young bodies.
Actually yeah; thankfully the shithole where I am forced to work uses infrared sinks so you don't have to touch anything... but there is still the door-handle. I have seen people take shits and walk out the door by MANHANDLEING that doorknob (and god damn is it fucking gross, thank technology for wads of paper towels).
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