Do you want to TITTY FUCK kvlt wench/isabel?

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

girls are welcome to answer, too

 

[Kvlt Wench]

This is the most offensive you can come up with?

I'm not impressed.

 

[Captain Beard]

It is customary for me to answer true light, but in this case, its damned if you do, damned if you don't. Fucker.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

me neither.

 

[Captain Beard]

Probably for different reasons.

 

[Necromunchkin]

No.


Had an option been Isabel's vagina....

 

[Captain Beard]

*facepalm* I withdraw from this thread. I feel I've already stained myself even posting as cleanly as I have. Apologies to intended victims and a light finger shaking at Jay for not shocking me enough.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Jizzabel.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

there need to be more quotation marks in the title of this thread. only then can one successfully have NEVERHEADZ Thoughts on "TITTY FUCKING" "kvlt wench/isabel"

 

[Captain Beard]

STOP MAKING ME WANT TO POST IN HERE!

Actually, that's a good idea.



...FUCK!

 

[Necromunchkin]

You're causing David a moral crisis...

Awesome.

 

[Captain Beard]

I find the concept of what Jay did funny. Posting in this thread may come off badly to some people though, even though you're the only one that made a direct reference to intentions, serious or not. I don't know, hell, screw it, a thread is a thread.


Postin'

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You're causing David a moral crisis...

Awesome.

i'm giving Satan a moral crisis?

righteous!

 

[Necromunchkin]

Titty posting?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You're causing David a moral crisis...

Awesome.

and we all know his dilema is actually wanting to titty fuck isabel

 

[Captain Beard]

Not so much anymore. I figure this thread is as good as any now that the initial queasiness is over.

And no, I like to use boobs as pillows, not for sex.

And also, no, she's too young. Legal or not, 9 years, 7 years, too much.

However, I hear Will died at work, is Laura's chest open for business?

 

[Captain Beard]

I WILL OUTWEIRD YOU ALL*





*WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF IT BEING LEGAL.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I'm currently involved with a woman who's older than me. But when single, I abide by the rule of 1/2 + 7. That is, no dating of women who are less than half my age plus seven years. Which effectively means no girls under 21. This rule really only works once you've hit 22, to be both moral and legal about it.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm 25, and prefer them within 4 years either way. Once I hit 35, I'm sure 18 will be open for business again.

 

[Necromunchkin]

It generally works out better that way. But I tried not to limit myself TOO much (being a bastard, I still have SOME limitations).