Do you want to TITTY FUCK kvlt wench/isabel?

[Captain Beard]

The Neverboard: We can take your most perverted threads, and make them civil conversation!

I'm sure the others will be delighted when they wake up and see that title, and then scoff when they realize we made it (mostly) legal again.

 

[Necromunchkin]

They might even notice I'm posting lingerie pics of ex-girlfriends in IE threads... or not. Leave it to us to completely move past that in three posts.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm completely sober and do it exactly the same when drunk.

Honestly, the fire went out when Isabel answered yes to her own thread. But then, I tried picturing how that would be possible, and realized I was venturing into loli-dickgirl territory and grasped my forehead in pain. Welcome to my vivid mind.

And I still think that nighty fit her incredibly well.

Edit: Your woman.

 

[Necromunchkin]

It did at that...

I wonder what ever happened to her? Oh well.

I pass out now. Was fun, sir. Shall do some more late night ramblings in the near future.

 

[Captain Beard]

I should hit the bed too, before I get any tireder and weirder. Good night to you.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I have no objections *shrugs*

 

[Will @ work]

Besides the obvious age issue. I don't need the feds knocking on my door.

 

[Captain Beard]

What about me using your woman's tits as pillows? You were supposed to pretend to be dead until the morning, and after I snuck out of the room!

(I had to write a DVD. Damn insomnia.)

 

[Hawng]

I'm sure the others will be delighted when they wake up and see that title, and then scoff when they realize we made it (mostly) legal again.

I was delighted until someone decided to ruin it by saying she isnt 18.

Shes still hot though.

 

[Lord Foul]

Heck ya I do*

*in a universe without consequences

 

[Hawng]

I'm 25, and prefer them within 4 years either way. Once I hit 35, I'm sure 18 will be open for business again.

Actually at 35, 18 year olds tend to think of you as a creepy old guy whos perverted, or they try to hook you up with their mom. *speaks from experiance*

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Do or do not, there is no try.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[neal]

Johnny Law says its verboten. im inclined to listen to him.

 

[Lord Foul]

Johnny Law says its verboten. im inclined to listen to him.

Johnny Law says that about your mind-altering substances as well

 

[Will Bozarth]

el oh el

 

[Reminiscence]

FUCK DA MAN

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I love how post times work sometimes:

dreaming neon darkspot: and we all know his dilema is actually wanting to titty fuck isabel
Captain Beard: Not so much anymore.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Honestly, the age thing isn't as big of a deal as you think it is. The cops don't stake out people's bedrooms.

I have a friend, 17 now, who's been going out with a guy who's 22 now for the last two years. Plus I'm legal in a bunch of your hick states anyway.

 

[Will Bozarth]

That just screams "EVERYONE, TITTY FUCK ME NOW"

I approve.