Do you want to TITTY FUCK kvlt wench/isabel?

[Captain Beard]

Haha, groping Jace.

 

[Chromatose]

grope meeeeeee



or NOT. I don't know where those hands have been.

 

[Captain Beard]

*gropes*

Hairy.

 

[Chromatose]

ack! MAN HANDS


and yes, quite hairy.

 

[Captain Beard]

Those weren't my hands. I was merely watching them grope. I think they were Kevin's hands.

 

[Chromatose]

I'll allow it. His are soft and delicate.

 

[Shpongled]

thanks kev you're a true pal

Get a longboard dude. We'll shred Greenlake, smoke bowls, and drink beer and eat breakfast burgers at Duck Island!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll allow it. His are soft and delicate.

*stares at hands*

They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they?

I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.

 

[Chromatose]

+1 million points

 

[Malergion]

If you come any closer I will rip you to shreds.

.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hated that thing. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.

 

[Chromatose]

For sure, me too.

 

[Malergion]

I've read the book. He's even more evil in that.

 

[Chromatose]

I started reading the book, but then my sister demanded it back to return to the library :/

I must get it sometime.

 

[Captain Beard]

I saw it at Glenn's place. the Edition he had was green text on one half and red text on the other.

 

[Malergion]

Yes, the first editions in hardcover all had them.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Get a longboard dude. You'll fall over like a billion times, smoke bowls to dull the pain of gravel-flayed skin, and drink beer and eat breakfast burgers at Duck Island!

fixed

but oddly enough i'm not totally averse to that prospect cause i need to do more ridiculous shit

 

[Captain Beard]

Define ridiculous. Doing all of the above in Mexico?

 

[El Stormo]

I think we need a new thread. Tits are for nipple-sucking and groping. NOT tittyfucking. i don't find that altogether pleasurable.

Really? If you use a bit of oil, it's quite enjoyable.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I think we need a new thread. Tits are for nipple-sucking and groping. NOT tittyfucking. i don't find that altogether pleasurable.

You must be horrible at foreplay.