Dude! I'm totally alone in my house! what's the first thing I should do!? xD

[MetalAges]

I'm forwarding transcripts of this thread to all your parents, via Fapperal Express.

 

[Alasdhair]

Your friend Alan has some strange ideas in his head.

 

[Undefined]

I'm forwarding transcripts of this thread to all your parents, via Fapperal Express.

 

[Turbo]

Your friend Alan has some strange ideas in his head.

Man. You have no idea. Truely funny guy.

 

[The Butt]

Alan just won the thread.

 

[...Dante...]

Masturbate. Maybe listen to music in maximum volume.I dunno.Maybe I would call my valentine to come...

 

[bobvex]

i crank my amp and jam to joe satriani lately.

 

[dawnghost]

A:

walk around naked. i live in my own house by myself so i'm always doing that. freedom.

B:

i crank my amp and jam to joe satriani lately.

A + B:

 

[enjoi17]

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Find your girlfriends mums dildo and show your friends it on webcam. Thats what my friend Alan did.

I came.

 

[Turbo]

Alan just won the thread.

I randomly met the guy in the arse end of Slovenia. We go drinking every Thursday night.

 

[Shot In The Dark]

If I were you I probably buy twelve pack of beer and watch some tr00 l4m3 Hollywood action movies whole day or invite some of my friends to party and maybe drink dads booze... Never know what happends next....

 

[bobvex]

A:



B:



A + B:

Yeah... try pulling the trem bar and having a string snap at the nut, wrap under the guitar and find it's way right in that little hole on the end of your dick, see how YOU feel...

 

[SteveMCsteve]

!!

 

[the phenom]

Yeah... try pulling the trem bar and having a string snap at the nut, wrap under the guitar and find it's way right in that little hole on the end of your dick, see how YOU feel...

I will not eat for a week.

I think i will have to try that one!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dawnghost]

Yeah... try pulling the trem bar and having a string snap at the nut, wrap under the guitar and find it's way right in that little hole on the end of your dick, see how YOU feel...

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Yeah... try pulling the trem bar and having a string snap at the nut, wrap under the guitar and find it's way right in that little hole on the end of your dick, see how YOU feel...

 

[The Butt]

Yeah... try pulling the trem bar and having a string snap at the nut, wrap under the guitar and find it's way right in that little hole on the end of your dick, see how YOU feel...

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Either that or it looks like someone forgot their chicken.

 

[DMTokie]

^nah dude he forgot his watermelon and packets of instant grits