Dude! I'm totally alone in my house! what's the first thing I should do!? xD

[Chairman Kaga]

Fucking grits rule!!!! FUCKING GRITFEST FTW!

 

[Leandro]

Find your girlfriends mums dildo and show your friends it on webcam. Thats what my friend Alan did.

ewwwwwwwww

 

[Chairman Kaga]

epic bump... I'm alone in a hotel room, what should I do?

 

[Bodomonkey]

Steal the bible!

 

[Chairman Kaga]

there is no bible in this room

 

[I Spit On Your Grave]

Oh lord... is it because of me that you bumped this thread?

 

[FridgePack]

Wank as hell

 

[the phenom]

epic bump... I'm alone in a hotel room, what should I do?

Fap to porn,steal the towels,take a shit in the bathtub,piss in the sink and finally move all furniture around like shit! Also, put annoying things in the bed that stick to the sheets so the cleaning ladies have a hard time!

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Fap to porn,steal the towels,take a shit in the bathtub,piss in the sink and finally move all furniture around like shit! Also, put annoying things in the bed that stick to the sheets so the cleaning ladies have a hard time!

You're such a sicko

 

[CrazyChris576]

My mom is out until late and my sister is still in Boston with her friends. What do I do?

 

[vikk]

My mom is out until late and my sister is still in Boston with her friends. What do I do?

use your sister vibrator

 

[I Spit On Your Grave]

@CK: Nail every piece of furniture to the ceiling, just like in Rockstar. You know what scene I'm talking about.

Oh wait, you're out of Ottawa now... >.>

 

[Shadowz]

use your sister vibrator

did she take his vibrator to Boston by mistake?

 

[vikk]

did she take his vibrator to Boston by mistake?

possibly

 

[Shadowz]

^was in a hurry so just took the big one and left

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Oh lord... is it because of me that you bumped this thread?

yep...

I'm gonna be alone in my new apartment soon though!