Embarrassing situations
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Once when I was really drunk, I kinda flirted (just a bit,believe me 
) with this 37-year-old man, who is a real ladies'man (even though he is married)...
My mom saw it and got really angry...Well,because I was drunk (and that's pretty unusual) I got really, really pissed of at my mom.I started to yell at her from the top of my lungs and pulled out my dagger...At that point, my dad ripped me off and locked me to our car...
Until then there was a ton of people watching at me like I was somekind of a maniac...It was a bit embarrassing in the morning, believe me.I hope that I didn't give a bad impression of me.
And mom?Well, we do fight a lot, so that wasn't so shocking.A good fight always clears up air...
) with this 37-year-old man, who is a real ladies'man (even though he is married)... My mom saw it and got really angry...Well,because I was drunk (and that's pretty unusual) I got really, really pissed of at my mom.I started to yell at her from the top of my lungs and pulled out my dagger...At that point, my dad ripped me off and locked me to our car...
Until then there was a ton of people watching at me like I was somekind of a maniac...It was a bit embarrassing in the morning, believe me.I hope that I didn't give a bad impression of me.
And mom?Well, we do fight a lot, so that wasn't so shocking.A good fight always clears up air...
Kuvasz
I love Pyramid Head
Hmm... once I was drunk and strewed beer on the table of the bar we were. So? I screamed "Fucking shit, wasting beer" and started licking the beer on the table...
I swear I won't ever go back there again
Well, I have so many embarrassing situations, but my memory don't let me tell them now.
anyway...
I swear I won't ever go back there again
Well, I have so many embarrassing situations, but my memory don't let me tell them now.
anyway...
bodomite
Your Executioner
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
well
one time i was having some coconut icecream on the bus, i was going to meet with my girlfriend.
And then, when i finished, there was some molten ice cream on the little bottle... but i didn't know, so it ended up falling on my pants... gues where?
So there i was, talking to my gf's dad, with something white and gluey on my pants
It was really fucked up
one time i was having some coconut icecream on the bus, i was going to meet with my girlfriend.
And then, when i finished, there was some molten ice cream on the little bottle... but i didn't know, so it ended up falling on my pants... gues where?
So there i was, talking to my gf's dad, with something white and gluey on my pants
It was really fucked up
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
tell it all! don't leave us with the intrigue!!
this one time i was in the interior of Argentina, in a river where people bathed and stuff
it was very shallow, the water didn't even reach my knees...
so i was walking along the river and i look straight ahead and see this gorgeous girl walking in my direction... she was just going her way and i was going mine, but we happened to cross each other's paths... but enough poetry. so i was gonna say something to her but right when we're about to meet, there's a big rock and i try to climb it... and i fucking fall over my back on the water! in front of her!!! and the whole river!!! i think i went tomato red hahah, what a fucking embarrassment! way to go for Don Juan
MagSec4
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haha..Originally posted by EagleFlyFree
this one time i was in the interior of Argentina, in a river where people bathed and stuff
it was very shallow, the water didn't even reach my knees...
so i was walking along the river and i look straight ahead and see this gorgeous girl walking in my direction... she was just going her way and i was going mine, but we happened to cross each other's paths... but enough poetry. so i was gonna say something to her but right when we're about to meet, there's a big rock and i try to climb it... and i fucking fall over my back on the water! in front of her!!! and the whole river!!! i think i went tomato red hahah, what a fucking embarrassment! way to go for Don Juan
You should've still macked her dude. Be like: "Look what you've done to me... One look upon your radiant face has cast me from all my rational thought and sense of coordination..I, Eagle F. Free, am too weak to be spared of your enchanting charm...
Let us now bathe together in the river, you and I.."
bodomite
Your Executioner
whoa dude way with words..... but she would probably think him a crazy fuck if he said some shit like that hahahha
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Yetti
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Cat5Messiah
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EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
Dethroned
...and even death may die
Originally posted by Janina
So, here we go...
This happened about a year ago, when I was still playing floorball. We had a tournament in Pori and on that morning, when we were going there, I almost overslept... So, I packed my gear in a hurry and hoped, that I didn't forget anything.
When we arrived at that place, we went to a locker room to change our clothes and then I found out, that I had forgot my shorts
The problem was, that my shirt was quite long and it looked like I wasn't wearing any kind of pants under it... You should've seen the audience, everyone thought that I was only wearing a shirt!
And of course my team-mates had a lot of fun, they shouted all kinds of stuff at me, like "please, bend down! We wanna see your butt!!!"
After that game, the referee came to me and told me that the other team's coach had tried to get me a penalty, 'cause I wasn't wearing the same kind of outfit as the other players in our team. When I asked, why didn't he give it to me, he said "Well, at least you were wearing something..."
Ok, well that was probably one of those less embarrassing ones, but it was really a shocking event for me at that time!
Why I wasn't there? 
stormy
Sketcher
hmm well i have SO many of thses moments... once i ha dgotten to drunk at my friends house and went around the house riping things up and (for some strange reason) broke cigarets and threw them and then threw up all over the floor. and then there was a time when i had gotten drunk at my family reuinion and none of thses reletives had ever seen me drunk before and i was acting soo crazy..
and then threw up all over the floor. and then there was a time when i had gotten drunk at my family reuinion and none of thses reletives had ever seen me drunk before and i was acting soo crazy..This happened to my best friend:
Near my friends house is this forest and one night my friend and her family heard strange sounds from there.It sounded a bit like shooting.My friends dad went to see what was going on...He didn't come back and the next one to go on was my friends mom...
My friend waited for some time and then went see why her folks didn't come back.
She went to the forest and found her parents,her sister and her boyfriend,her grandparents, her uncle and her cousins and the shooters they've been chasing.
A few kids with toy guns.
I almost laghed my brains out when she told me this.You should have seen how ashamed she was. Her family is hilarious... You can't even imagine... I've heard lots of stories but I think that they aren't appropriate to be told in here...
Near my friends house is this forest and one night my friend and her family heard strange sounds from there.It sounded a bit like shooting.My friends dad went to see what was going on...He didn't come back and the next one to go on was my friends mom...
My friend waited for some time and then went see why her folks didn't come back.
She went to the forest and found her parents,her sister and her boyfriend,her grandparents, her uncle and her cousins and the shooters they've been chasing.
A few kids with toy guns.
I almost laghed my brains out when she told me this.You should have seen how ashamed she was.
Her family is hilarious... You can't even imagine... I've heard lots of stories but I think that they aren't appropriate to be told in here... 
ShadowLioness
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I have so many of these kinds of stories that it's pathetic...people who know me will tell you that I am the biggest klutz on the face of the earth...if I am not falling down, tripping, or dropping something at least once a day then people start to think something is wrong, hehe...here's one...
It was my first day of college and I believe I was running late trying to get to my music history class. Since I was majoring in music I didn't think it was good that I was late to this class. Anyway...when I got in of course I don't know anyone so I am kind of shy and got one of the last seats in the classroom. The room was quiet and I put my books down on the desk and BOOM! The entire desk flips over onto the floor and my books go flying...the worst part was that everyone kind of looked up but the room remained quiet...I could have DIED. It was like something out of a movie. Eeeeeek. I have better stories, maybe next time
It was my first day of college and I believe I was running late trying to get to my music history class. Since I was majoring in music I didn't think it was good that I was late to this class. Anyway...when I got in of course I don't know anyone so I am kind of shy and got one of the last seats in the classroom. The room was quiet and I put my books down on the desk and BOOM! The entire desk flips over onto the floor and my books go flying...the worst part was that everyone kind of looked up but the room remained quiet...I could have DIED. It was like something out of a movie. Eeeeeek. I have better stories, maybe next time
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