Embarrassing situations

bodomite · Feb 4, 2003

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
Maybe I need to go to Finland to find me a nice horny Finnish boy

Your a sick woman you know that right? :lol:

Yetti · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
Maybe I need to go to Finland to find me a nice horny Finnish boy

not enough horny boys here? or are you looking for a horny man?

BodomiC · Feb 5, 2003

THats the most emmbarasing situation ive ever heatrd, but what doest that mean?

Originally posted by thebigyetti
Well after they shut the door, my girlfriend wasnt exactly in the mood any more so i had to finish myself

Did you rollered your pinguin?

EagleFlyFree · Feb 5, 2003

haha holy shit man you're worthy of the Guiness of embarrassment...

Janina · Feb 5, 2003

@EagleFlyFree, nonono... The difference is, that I can control myself, but I just don't want to!

And whenever Jossa is around, our talk gets quite, hmmm... dirty, but that's just normal, I talk like that even at work.

@thebigyetti, wow! And I thought that I had the worst one...

BodomiC · Feb 5, 2003

Yes, yeti mus tstart for the president

Dethroned · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
Maybe I need to go to Finland to find me a nice horny Finnish boy

First volunteer

SomeGuy · Feb 5, 2003

that was an AMAZING story!haha!!

Dethroned · Feb 5, 2003

no dude, the story is about to begin

towo · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by bizarre
And now I'm giving a really weird impression of me...

Hmm. Still. I'd need one just to keep certain people on distance.

-towo

bizarre · Feb 5, 2003

Kuvasz · Feb 5, 2003

@Yetti: I'm really sorry for your girl, but... man... CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are the winner!!!

Kuvasz · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
Maybe I need to go to Finland to find me a nice horny Finnish boy

I wanna move to Finland or Poland for the same reason

Tut Ankh Amon · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by thebigyetti
ok ok, time for one of mine: viewer discretion is advised

ill try and keep this as clean as i can

there was this one time several years ago when i was with an old girlfriend. She called me up to come hang out one saturday. her parents and the preacher of this weird ass church her parents took her to and his wife went out somewhere, i didnt know where. a few minutes after they left, we started kissing and it got a little hot and heavy. one thing led to another and we wind up in her room in a certain numbered position. Well, for some reason, her parents and the preacher and his wife came back. they all come back to her room to ask her something and little did we know, we forgot to shut the door. d'oh. they stood there for a second w/ their mouths open in shock. then her dad knocks on the open door. well, we were so involved in the activity at hand that we didnt even notice them. so he knocks again on the open door harder and we froze right there. she, still laying there w/ my hoo hoo dilly in her mouth, waves at her dad and says, "hi daddy." he was looking a little angry. Well she slowly got off of me and started to put some clothes on and while im laying there seeing all four adults w/ the funniest "im so shocked faces ive ever seen". I put a goofy smile on my face and say, "Whats up?". her mom and the preachers wife snickered a little bit because for some reason, i was still rather "excited". they stood there for a sec and her mom finally said "why dont you two finish and well be in the kitchen. Well after they shut the door, my girlfriend wasnt exactly in the mood any more so i had to finish myself. after we got dressed we went out of the room to the adults and i said, "uhhh, i think ill head out.", and her dad just nodded his head. i told my gf id call her later and her dad said, "no your not , "tommorrow?", "nope.", "a couple days?", he shook his head side to side. i was like, "Well uh, bye. see you soon, eventually, hopefully." with a scared look on my face. Well i called back a week later and her parents wouldnt let me talk to her. i saw her a couple weeks later out somewhere w/ some friends and took make a long story short, she said that her parents wouldnt let me see her ever again. so we had to break up right there and then. that sucked major ass cuz it took me 3 months to get over her.

YETTI!

YETTI!

Dude, was she 6 feet tall too?! :lol:

And what exactally do you mean with "that sucked major ass cuz it took me 3 months to get over her"

EagleFlyFree · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by Tut Ankh Amon

And what exactally do you mean with "that sucked major ass cuz it took me 3 months to get over her"

wouldn't it rule if the real getting over a chick felt so good?

edit: ok i didn't actually refer to the "sucked major ass" part, you all know what i meant

Kuvasz · Feb 5, 2003

Originally posted by Tut Ankh Amon
YETTI! YETTI!
Dude, was she 6 feet tall too?!

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!!
To date Yetti, you must be at least 6'5 or walk holding a ladder.

Uh, I've just perceived the Ewo avatar... pfff... :lol: