Embarrassing situations

[ShadowLioness]

Originally posted by thebigyetti
ok ok, time for one of mine: viewer discretion is advised

ill try and keep this as clean as i can

there was this one time several years ago when i was with an old girlfriend. She called me up to come hang out one saturday. her parents and the preacher of this weird ass church her parents took her to and his wife went out somewhere, i didnt know where. a few minutes after they left, we started kissing and it got a little hot and heavy. one thing led to another and we wind up in her room in a certain numbered position. Well, for some reason, her parents and the preacher and his wife came back. they all come back to her room to ask her something and little did we know, we forgot to shut the door. d'oh. they stood there for a second w/ their mouths open in shock. then her dad knocks on the open door. well, we were so involved in the activity at hand that we didnt even notice them. so he knocks again on the open door harder and we froze right there. she, still laying there w/ my hoo hoo dilly in her mouth, waves at her dad and says, "hi daddy." he was looking a little angry. Well she slowly got off of me and started to put some clothes on and while im laying there seeing all four adults w/ the funniest "im so shocked faces ive ever seen". I put a goofy smile on my face and say, "Whats up?". her mom and the preachers wife snickered a little bit because for some reason, i was still rather "excited". they stood there for a sec and her mom finally said "why dont you two finish and well be in the kitchen. Well after they shut the door, my girlfriend wasnt exactly in the mood any more so i had to finish myself. after we got dressed we went out of the room to the adults and i said, "uhhh, i think ill head out.", and her dad just nodded his head. i told my gf id call her later and her dad said, "no your not , "tommorrow?", "nope.", "a couple days?", he shook his head side to side. i was like, "Well uh, bye. see you soon, eventually, hopefully." with a scared look on my face. Well i called back a week later and her parents wouldnt let me talk to her. i saw her a couple weeks later out somewhere w/ some friends and took make a long story short, she said that her parents wouldnt let me see her ever again. so we had to break up right there and then. that sucked major ass cuz it took me 3 months to get over her.

That one deserves a .

TOUGH break dude! *shakes head*

Yetti definitely took the icing on the cake!

 

[KLoWN|TePeS]

I've had plenty, I seem to just attract embarrassing moments...

1. It was about 4 years ago in the middle of the Summer Holidays, and me and a friend were walking to the nearby cafe (a big group of us would just sit in there all day), and my friend who had been walking on the left side of me, and moved to the other side, and I hadn't noticed... Anyway as we approached the cafe, I noticed a van parked outside, that had a funny registration plate, the last three letters were 'NAD' and being the mature person I am it sparked a Beavis and Butthead moment. So I turned to my friend who I thought was on the left, and said "Huhuhuhuhuhuh... NADS.. huhuhuhuh"... only to find he wasn't there, but instead in his place there was a lady with her children, and had given me the dirtiest look, lol... I couldn't believe I had done that , the lads still take the P!$$ upto this day .

2. Funnily enough all my embarrassing moments seem to happen in or near the area of my caravan site (which is a private site full of holiday homes), which is like 10 miles from my house... anyway, the afore mentioned cafe is a 5 minute walk from this site... there's basically nothing at all to do in this area for young people except take in the countryside views, etc... and the occasional view of a good looking young lady ... On our site there is a children's tree house, with a slide, swings, and other junk... and at the base there is a little hole in which the children are meant to be able to run in and out of, except over the years that just became a place to throw your rubbish, and if need be take a piss in there, so as the years went by as you could imagine it started to smell, and so because of the smell and the fact that everybody had been inside this hole, it was named 'Katy's Hole' by someone, after a girl who used to visit the site who was supposedly 'easy', so you can put that together yourself... so a few years on and me and the lads were sitting in that cafe just talking about stuff, and I guess everybody in the whole cafe except me knew that their was a girl who worked behind the counter named .... yep... Katy (not the one mentioned above)... I can't remember the conversation, but it ended up with me laughing out loud and shouting "HAHAHA YEAH... KATY'S HOLE!!!"... and I must be cursed because at that moment just before I shouted the the whole cafe went silent, so it made me even louder... I dont know what happened after that because I just sunk down with my head in my coat, but I could literally feel her evil star burning into the back of my head...... ahhhhh the good ol' days

3. Another one was when I was walking around a visitor centre by the caravan site, which is just all about wildlife stuff, and just another good spot for teenagers to sit off and do fuck all ... well we were walking along a path, and I think I must have drank a litre of Irn Bru, because I was so hyper, and the night before we had just seen Batman Forever, and so I was making a complete tit of myself and was re-enacting the scene at the end with Jim Carrey, jumping up and down flapping my arms shouting "I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!", and my mates burst out laughing, and I realised they weren't looking at me, but behind me, so I turned and found a family just staring at me like "wtf?"...

whoa I just wrote 3 paragraphs of complete and utter shit I must be tired I ramble more when I'm tired... nevermind eh?... I know they don't sound that embarrassing, but in person I'm quite shy and easily embarrassed so yeah... so I'm gonna shut up now if it's all the same to you guys

 

[Yetti]

Originally posted by Tut Ankh Amon
YETTI! YETTI!
Dude, was she 6 feet tall too?!

And what exactally do you mean with "that sucked major ass cuz it took me 3 months to get over her"

she was about 5'5, then i was only about 6'4
get over - come to terms with the fact that her parents wouldnt let me hang out w/ her much less date her ever again, because they became REALLY REALLY restrictive over every part of her life. where she went, who she was with, everything. i was a depressed wreck after that "went down".

 

[Yetti]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
I call all males "boys" even though they may be my age or older .

Oh I am sure there are plenty of horny boys here...just none I want to associate with . Actually I'm really not "looking" per se, hehe. I have a horny boy waiting for me in the dirty souf in fact .

damn straight

 

[EagleFlyFree]

>i was a depressed wreck after that "went down"

you, her or both?

 

[ShadowLioness]

Originally posted by thebigyetti
damn straight

Unfortunately, I meant Texas .

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
I'll be sure to look you up if I ever make it to Finny Finnyland .

Hey, i'm butt ugly but...

YO SOY LATINO!!!!

(let's see if flavio's strategy really works! )

 

[Yetti]

@ tut

@ eagle. bad attempt at a punny joke

 

[MagSec4]

Klown/Tepes, I found your first anecdote particularly hilarious..
laughed out loud in the computer lab with a professor lecturing a few students of his.. I guess that's my embarassing moment for the day.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

yadda yadda...

YO SOY LATINO!

 

[stormy]

ok well once i smoked some weed before haveing to go to class and i ended up being late and when i walked into the class i was doing some strange kind of tipetoe "sneaking" in walk. it was a computer class with everyone siting at computers and so i just sneaked in in a wiered crouching walk was VERY embaresing becase now that i think about it im sure that everyone-includeing the teacher- could tell how high i was.....

 

[bodomite]

that has happened to everyone at least once i think

 

[Brian]

When I lived in a dorm, I had smoked an exessive amount of weed in my car for a half hour or so. When I got back to the dorm I got on the elevator. As the door started to close, some one stuck a hand out and a whole group of like 10 people got on. Aparently I didn't realize that was the day they were giving tours to prospective students and their families. So there I was, aboslutley reeking of cheap weed, completly red-eyed in front of a bunch of high school kids and thier parents with stupidest grin you've ever seen on my face. Everybody was giving me that "You just shit in my soup" look. When it got to my floor I started laughing and got off.

 

[Yetti]

drugs are bad, mmmkay:Smokin:

 

[Brian]

They make good stories though

 

[towo]

Originally posted by lady of bodom
ok well once i smoked some weed before haveing to go to class and i ended up being late and when i walked into the class i was doing some strange kind of tipetoe "sneaking" in walk. it was a computer class with everyone siting at computers and so i just sneaked in in a wiered crouching walk was VERY embaresing becase now that i think about it im sure that everyone-includeing the teacher- could tell how high i was.....

Maybe they though you were just practicing Counter-Strike.

-towo

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

thats what i thought

 

[Cat5Messiah]

CS rules!

 

[bodomite]

 

[EagleFlyFree]

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