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coincidence?

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i collected some stuff during my internet time and put them on my webspace... they're from all around, can't tell you exactly
 
Oh yes, three posts after each other..
Youre making records, Steve


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"Limburgian - alles ès priekel; at dat nie zoe wos, dan waür 't laeve nie de moejte van gelaef te wiëne
Lombardo - tuttcòss l'è pericolos. Se'l fudess minga inscì, vararia nò la penna de viv.
Mudnés - tòtt l'è pericolôs. S'an fòssa mènga acsè an ghe srèv gnanc gôst a stêr al mànd
Papiamentu - tur kos ta peligroso. Sino no tabata bale la pena biba
Parmigiano - l'é tutt pericolos. Peró d'ätra manera 'n valdriss miga la pena 'd stär al mond
Piemontese - tut a l'é asardos. S'a fussa nen parèj a valrija nen la pen-a vive
Polish - wszystko jest niebezpieczne. Gdyby nie to, nie warto byloby zyc"
 
SatanOfBodom666 (12:17:22 PM): Hello, I searched google for a recipe for pancakes and your name came up. can you please gie me a recipt for pancakes?
Pancakes482 (12:17:38 PM): Go to the store and buy mix. Then just add water.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:17:58 PM): so your name is pancakes and you're made from a mix?
Pancakes482 (12:18:14 PM): Yup.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:25 PM): don't you add milk and butter too?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:36 PM): YOU WANT ME TO HAVE BAD PANCAKES, DON'T YOU!!!!!
Pancakes482 (12:18:52 PM): you don't need to if you don't want to :[
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:59 PM): I'm not wearing pants
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:07 PM): are you?
Pancakes482 (12:19:10 PM): nope
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:14 PM): you are teh win
Pancakes482 (12:19:36 PM): yup
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:37 PM): pants are teh suxor
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:53 PM): are you wearing a funny hat?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:09 PM): I'm wearing a fuzzy purple hat
Pancakes482 (12:20:17 PM): I'm wearing a cat hat.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:30 PM): are you eating a caT?
Pancakes482 (12:20:36 PM): No, but he's sleeping on my head.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:44 PM): my cat did that last night
Pancakes482 (12:20:53 PM): It's funny when they curl up behind your ear.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:02 PM): I'm coughing up hairballs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:10 PM): I tried to eat him
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:15 PM): in my sleep
Pancakes482 (12:21:17 PM): =-O
Pancakes482 (12:21:23 PM): Did he come through ok?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:41 PM): yes, except a hole
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:47 PM): no, h was fine
Pancakes482 (12:22:05 PM): :)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:09 PM): would you like to join the church of satan?
Pancakes482 (12:22:27 PM): Only if I can eat those communion wafers all I want
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:36 PM): too fucking bad, I'm a jesus freak
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:42 PM): join the catholic church
Pancakes482 (12:22:48 PM): haha
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:58 PM): no, join the infernal order of lucifer
Pancakes482 (12:23:12 PM): I think you have more than one person in your head :-(
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:26 PM): No, I have one in each head
Pancakes482 (12:23:32 PM): cool
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:39 PM): but I only have one head
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:49 PM): but I can draw faces on my ass cheeks
Pancakes482 (12:24:25 PM): I have a maple leaf on one ass cheeck and a propeller on the other one
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:40 PM): canadian aviator?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:46 PM): eh?
Pancakes482 (12:24:47 PM): seaman
Pancakes482 (12:24:51 PM): ;-)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:56 PM): cna you swim?
Pancakes482 (12:25:00 PM): yes
Pancakes482 (12:25:02 PM): I was born in Vancouver
Pancakes482 (12:25:06 PM): I breath water
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:12 PM): so you're canadian, eh?
Pancakes482 (12:25:33 PM): No, I'm Arabian. I just say I'm Canadian to annoy people.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:35 PM): if you're in canada, isn't it too coold to not be wearing pants?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:45 PM): or are you scottish so you're wearing a kilt
Pancakes482 (12:26:00 PM): It's never to cold to go pantsless
SatanOfBodom666 (12:26:00 PM): then john ashcroft thinks you'rea terrorist
Pancakes482 (12:26:26 PM): I met John Ashcroft once. He kept talking about something called Pikachu.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:26:37 PM): pikachu = satan
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:00 PM): I figured you're a guy since you aren't wearing pants and you didn't try to start cybersex
Pancakes482 (12:27:17 PM): You're a detective.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:20 PM): hey, I'm satan too :)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:36 PM): I am?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:40 PM): I thought I wa a pimp
Pancakes482 (12:27:40 PM): :coolfish:
Pancakes482 (12:27:59 PM): Satan is a pimp
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:17 PM): and dani filth is his whore
Pancakes482 (12:28:37 PM): I've never heard any Cradle of Filth. I think this makes me cool.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:50 PM): They suck
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:58 PM): like Opeth
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:04 PM): and all metal bands
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:18 PM): satan likes disco
Pancakes482 (12:29:23 PM): AC/DC and Motorhead are the only good metal bands.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:36 PM): AC/DC isn't metal
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:40 PM): they'e had rock
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:55 PM): lemmy is god
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:01 PM): and since I'm satan, I have to hate him
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:07 PM): so I hate motorhead
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:21 PM): and If you don't like metal, then why did you go to an Opeth concert?
Pancakes482 (12:30:21 PM): Well, at least you've got a good reason to hate Motorhead
Pancakes482 (12:30:32 PM): There was no metal played at that concert.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:43 PM): just damnation?
Pancakes482 (12:30:50 PM): Yessa
Pancakes482 (12:30:53 PM): and some older soft stuff
SatanOfBodom666 (12:31:00 PM): but you still went to an opeth concert
Pancakes482 (12:31:12 PM): I went to a Porcupine Tree concert, Opeth were just opening >:eek:
SatanOfBodom666 (12:31:19 PM): oh, right
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:01 PM): porcupines are spikey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:08 PM): they don't make good chairs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:14 PM): or lawn ornaments
Pancakes482 (12:32:19 PM): but trees do make good chairs
Pancakes482 (12:32:22 PM): PARADOX
Pancakes482 (12:32:23 PM): OMFG
Pancakes482 (12:32:28 PM): THE UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING ON ITSELF
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:31 PM): they kill oyu when you run them over with lawnmowers
Pancakes482 (12:32:44 PM): not all of them
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:49 PM): canada is another universe anyway
Pancakes482 (12:32:56 PM): yeah
Pancakes482 (12:32:59 PM): it's so big :-(
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:20 PM): and everyone says ", eh?" after everything
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:32 PM): and people have weird names like Jameth and Yannick
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:39 PM): ANd they all play hockey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:03 PM): so they whack stuff with sticks
Pancakes482 (12:34:04 PM): people also h ave weird names like Geddy and Ashley (boy)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:09 PM): you like whacking, don't you
Pancakes482 (12:34:10 PM): AND THERE ARE NO BLACKS HERE
Pancakes482 (12:34:12 PM): woof
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:48 PM): black becomes white from snow
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:11 PM): an satan cools down
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:27 PM): ever see me sprinting through a parking lot and run into a pile of snow?
Pancakes482 (12:36:28 PM): In the hell located directly below Canada, it snows alot.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:32 PM): it hurts when you're satan
Pancakes482 (12:36:44 PM): It's easily the most pleasant place in Hell.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:49 PM): minnesota is hell?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:55 PM): I thought is was new jersey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:02 PM): time t opack my bags and move
Pancakes482 (12:37:08 PM): Move to Canada
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:11 PM): want to be satan's bitch?
Pancakes482 (12:37:15 PM): learn how to say 'eh' properly
Pancakes482 (12:37:21 PM): Belial is Satan's bitch
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:31 PM): no, he's TSR's bitch
Pancakes482 (12:37:38 PM): TSRTSRTSR
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:04 PM): canadians are also named randolph
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:16 PM): http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/pimp-daddy-purle-sm.gif
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:19 PM): that's my hat
Pancakes482 (12:38:26 PM): I used to have one like it
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:28 PM): ;pimp daddy satan :)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:39:05 PM): mine is fuzzier
Pancakes482 (12:39:14 PM): mine is cattier
SatanOfBodom666 (12:39:32 PM): but you can't headbang with a cat on your head
Pancakes482 (12:40:02 PM): sure ya can
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:06 PM): and you said you didn't like metal so you bitch about it here?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:07 PM): http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=100137
Pancakes482 (12:40:10 PM): you get used to the claws in your scalp
Pancakes482 (12:40:24 PM): hehe
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:38 PM): used nail clippers ontheir claws
Pancakes482 (12:40:40 PM): I wrote that at six in the morning, after getting no sleep O:)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:43 PM): then the fly off
SatanOfBodom666 (12:41:06 PM): do you knwo how to make a cat go woof?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:41:26 PM): pour gas on it, then throw a lit match at it... WOOF! it ignites :)
Pancakes482 (12:41:45 PM): hahahaha
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:11 PM): do you know how to make a dog go meow?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:16 PM): shove a cat up it's ass
Pancakes482 (12:42:24 PM): :-(
Pancakes482 (12:42:29 PM): Cats > Dogs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:37 PM): do you know how to make a cow go neigh?
Pancakes482 (12:43:04 PM): brb
SatanOfBodom666 (12:43:04 PM): make it lose some fcking weight and put a namp in one of it's stomachs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:43:22 PM): cats are good
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:07 PM): but anal sex is bad
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:17 PM): and you know that's what black cats mean!
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:45 PM): but potatoes are good, they can be used to get people out of your way
SatanOfBodom666 (12:46:06 PM): and to steal cinder blocks to break windows to steal good stufff
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:32 PM): are you there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:36 PM): is yo momma there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:44 PM): is yo mommas momma there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:51:58 PM): Post the Chat log On UM, I lost it -Steve