Everything makes me fart

[SocialNumb]

Seriously, it could be the middle of the night. I'll wake up to drink a little water and bam! Pow! Zap! Kapow! Sploosh! Ooooff! Zok! Sploosh! Cr-r-a-a-c-k!

That's right, even water makes me fart. I wasn't always like this and it seems to be getting worst with age.

Anyone else suffer from this?

 

[~BURNY~]

I fart quite a bit. I consider it a gift of nature. It's always nice to be able to fart on people on command.

 

[FIXXXER]

i fart a lot

 

[drew_drummer]

Probably bowel cancer. Oh wells.

 

[~BURNY~]

Probably bowel cancer. Oh wells.

 

[The Unavoidable]

Could be signs of a healthy diet. Complex carbs etc takes longer to digest, which leads to more gas build up in the colon.

 

[SocialNumb]

Probably bowel cancer. Oh wells.

You bastard!

^ I am a health nut. I should check into that.


The good thing about my fart issues is they (almost) never smell. That would really suck.

 

[vespiz]

Having an irritated bowel disease (Cholitis Ulcerosa in my case), I can really appreciate a good fart after a moments discomfort. At least I know it wasn't anything solid(ish) - this time.

Going strong since '99! \o/

 

[AntonioPetrole]

I can't remember the last time I farted believe it or not. I just don't fart. I mean I eat pretty well and exercise alot, but I just don't fart. I tell everyone that I fart once a year and that when I do, I have to drive to the most remote, mountainous region of the world so no one knows it.

 

[meanmrmustad]

Im farting as i type...

 

[jangoux]

I fart a lot, all the time, at will. At times, it is awkward when I have clients because I can't go out of the room every 5 minutes. So once in a while it escapes with people nearby...I think this is some kind of genetic thing because my father also farts a lot and both my daughters too lol

 

[Perishh]

I fart a lot, all the time, at will. At times, it is awkward when I have clients because I can't go out of the room every 5 minutes. So once in a while it escapes with people nearby...I think this is some kind of genetic thing because my father also farts a lot and both my daughters too lol

^this!

I have to regularly attend meetings for work (office job) and anything that goes for over an hour I know I'm gonna need to head straight for the bathroom aftewards to deflate like a balloon.

 

[bryan_kilco]

I fart a lot and they usually smell pretty rotten. Most likely because BEER and I don't exactly eat what normal people would consider "healthy".....