Facial hair thread

[zabu of nΩd]

My b. You seem to reference a long-term partner and kid(s) once in a while, unless I'm misinterpreting something

 

[CiG]

I have a son but yeah no marriage, I'm a terrible teen parent.
Longest relationship I've had is two different dominatrixes I've been seeing since I was like 19.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Needs Hitler mustache option.

I saw no need to disambiguate between the myriad styles of moustache, which is justified by the fact that no one has yet chosen that option.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Had a terrible, unkempt full beard for a couple of years. Currently clean-shaven and I plan to stay that way though I may grow out my sideburns again. I've decided I really dislike having hair around my mouth.

 

[Onder]

I'm barely a man judging by my face lanugo.

 

[Baroque]

Closely trimmed beard and moustache

 

[The Ozzman]

Had a terrible, unkempt full beard for a couple of years. Currently clean-shaven and I plan to stay that way though I may grow out my sideburns again. I've decided I really dislike having hair around my mouth.

Stop sucking dick then

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm barely a man judging by my face lanugo.

You're a cute little Czech pixie fuckboy and I wouldn't want you any other way

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Where's the representation for friendly mutton chops?

 

[Onder]

You're a cute little Czech pixie fuckboy and I wouldn't want you any other way

You wish you could touch my cock boy.

 

[EspaDa]

I have no moustache unfortunately. Really nice beard but moustache doesn't grow thick enough to be upheld.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I have no moustache unfortunately. Really nice beard but moustache doesn't grow thick enough to be upheld.

That beard must get pretty lonely without a moustache to keep it company.

 

[The Ozzman]

That beard must get pretty lonely without a moustache to keep it company.

It's attending a wedding. It should be back shortly.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Where's the representation for friendly mutton chops?

What's the difference between friendly and regular?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

What's the difference between friendly and regular?

Friendly means they are joined to a moustache, as epitomized by the late great Lemmy.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Friendly means they are joined to a moustache, as epitomized by the late great Lemmy.

I see. I think yoda would be the only one.