Favourite song titles...

[Dark_Jester]

If anyone has any other requests, I'd be happy to lend the fact I have no life to reworking your favourite tunes

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Oi, Punish My Heaven...

Ormir and I just got as far as Punish My Kitchen or somethin :s

Request! Request! Request!

 

[Malis]

@Dark Jester: heehee nice one

you are truly a genious

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Dark_Jester
If anyone has any other requests, I'd be happy to lend the fact I have no life to reworking your favourite tunes

Yeah, you are a really funny, hilarious and jovial dude. Now, do "Du är ett ägg" by Onkel Kånkel! That would be awesome!

 

[mousewings]

Originally posted by Malis


i challenge you to rework Iced Earth - Dracula as it's in your sig

So that's where Dark_Jester's signature is from. I was wondering about it; it's beautiful.

 

[Wanderingblade]

Theres also...

Bathday Blues Whinedown - A tramp whining about forced to take a bath.

On your behind - All about using the back door

I'm gay, darling, i'm gay - Ormir and Salamy serade each other

Bimbo Finds - On the pull in shitty holiday resorts

and...

The blunders of this week - all about politicians

 

[Dark_Jester]

Actually dude, its serenade, but yes, it is their theme, isn't it?
Nice one though mate Blunders of this week is a classic given England today
Anyway, give me about half an hour for 'Polish my Weapon'

 

[Dark_Jester]

We are the gnarled old fingers
That stroke our bearded chins

The strangeness of awakening
In a bizarre underworld
Breathlessly waiting
For the weakest excuse to fight
As the orcs fail to show up
And the demons never call
The enemy forsaken me
My desperation grows

Bring me a knife
an axe, a sword, a boomerang
And then again, while you're at it
Polish my weapon!

We have survived
By picking fights with ogres
But charging at minotaurs
At breakneck speed I know
Will probably be my fall

If I had wings, would I fight with pigeons
If I had horns, would I just be full of bull?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Answering machine messages are heard
From mages and ifrits
Saying 'sorry mate
couldnt make it'

Bring me a knife
an axe, a sword, a boomerang
And then again, while you're at it
Polish my weapon!

The charge of a minotaur
Charging back was probably a mistake
I challenge the universe
It's the choice between that and learning to spell

I could have been a lawyer I guess
A safe job with a nice end
But did I had to be a viking, although why I'll never tell
I curse Valhalla behind me
As a new thought finally sinks through
Why the hell am I doing this?
As I hear my death knell

Give each orc that stood me up
A lifetime or two in hell
By Grolm's beard
I'll do it myself as well
And as coherent thought commands me
to brush my goddamned hair
To a job center I will go!

 

[Wanderingblade]

That. Is. Classic.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Thank you, thank you (bows)
Any other requests?

 

[FatherVic]

i want a dark_jester for xmas

 

[MadTinus]

Originally posted by FatherVic
i want a dark_jester for xmas

, me too!

BTW Father, you managed to make it to the gig??

 

[mousewings]

Originally posted by MadTinus
, me too!

Me also. He's hott.

 

[MadTinus]

Still Moving Sinews --> Still Oozing Eartubes

 

[MadTinus]

Monochromatic Stains --> Stereochromatic Stains quite obvious indeed, I confess...

Dobermann --> German Sheppard

 

[FatherVic]

Originally posted by MadTinus
, me too!

BTW Father, you managed to make it to the gig??

yup man, I even have written a crappy review from my total biased point of view it's somewhere in a thread called "DT in Barcelona (yeah I made it)" (spam)
thanx for asking

fathervic (in first row to get his D_J play action toy)

 

[MadTinus]

OK, cool! *goes to read review...*

 

[hyena]

the "women, drugs and alcohol" line had me doubled over

challenge: something by hammerfall.. rahvin, could you please remind me of the title of that song we laughed about all the time when in germany?

h

 

[rahvin]

@hyena: mikael actually sings "women, drugs and alcohol" live on undo control.
the song's name is "at the end of the rainbow".

besides, i hope you agree that yesterday was the greatest day ever. :hotjump:

rahvin.