First online Ghost Reveries review.

[Chaostar]

Some of you seem to love review like :
"song 1 : great intro, awsome riffs, blablabla
song 2 : Advent-like song, killing solo..."

That's not the way Obsküre works, there's no "how to write a review rules" !
you don't like it ? just don't read it...

But instead, I see some guy writing "Your review is not like it's supposed to be, so I'm allowed to insult you"...

les grands animaux rampent vers le haut de mon habillement

 

[ET Hydro Quebec]

Quelque chose me dis qu'il n'a pas vraiment écouter l'album sinon la revue aurait été plus détaillée !!!!

Je peux me tromper par contre.

 

[saut]

Some of you seem to love review like :
"song 1 : great intro, awsome riffs, blablabla
song 2 : Advent-like song, killing solo..."

That's not the way Obsküre works, there's no "how to write a review rules" !
you don't like it ? just don't read it...

But instead, I see some guy writing "Your review is not like it's supposed to be, so I'm allowed to insult you"...

Yeah, but what they wrote isn't even a review of the album. All I got out of it was "Opeth are dynamic and have guitars!"

 

[ViCyniC]

Tu t'appelle comment, comment t'apelle tu?

French.

 

[Longinus]

That's not the way Obsküre works, there's no "how to write a review rules" !

Uhm, but reviews are intended to inform people at least. That review did not inform. Die, please.

 

[BrandonS]

J'aimerais envers comparses Pourrait-on avoir plus détaillée Opeth.

 

[BrandonS]

I got something you french people could say.... "We Surrender!"

 

[£xil on t}{£ Fa\\]

Quelque chose me dis qu'il n'a pas vraiment écouter l'album sinon la revue aurait été plus détaillée !!!!

Je peux me tromper par contre.

j'ai eu la même impression!

 

[Nairolf]

here's how reviews should be done

http://www.metal-observer.com/articles.php?lid=1&sid=1&id=5475

that reviewer knows

 

[Pseud0]

here's how reviews should be done

http://www.metal-observer.com/articles.php?lid=1&sid=1&id=5475

i agree the metal observer reviews are generally very well done - great site. They do weekly giveaways too - i once won a dismember Dvd called live blasphemies in one of those. Was pretty awsome. I didn't know the band at all so i only watched it once heh

 

[Bertovo]

Tu est une grande pomme de terre!

 

[Hieronimus]

Je ne comprends pas exactement.

Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, Mikael Akerfeldt?

 

[nizzon]

Stop with the fucking french already!

 

[Brains for breakfast]

wow, if internet forums could be gay, this thread just came out of the closet

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

Stop with the fucking french already!

my thoughts exactly! (though i surprisingly understood 95% of the goblin talk)

 

[Longinus]

mais je suis un idiot parce que j'aime Opeth et trouve que Jeff Buckley etait une grand penis.

 

[TehLeperAffinity]

Je mettrais ma bouche autour du pénis de Jeff Buckley n'importe quel jour

 

[Brian]

"How's your French toast Stan?"

"Smelly and ungrateful. But this American toast is delicious."

 

[deathbearer]

The English translation was more confusing than the French review. Very weird and incohesive review.

 

[deliverance]

"How's your French toast Stan?"

"Smelly and ungrateful. But this American toast is delicious."

amer. dad