*Applies some bumpage to thread*
mousewings as a parent:
..to a teenage girl who she enthusiastically named Shabananu
They're watching TV together, in particular a news report of a bank robbery in Sweden..
mouse: Mmm I hope he gets all that money and comes to visit me, he's hott
Shab: ..the man wearing a face mask and a jump suit?!
mouse: Yeah. He's Northern European, so he's teh hott
[the show cuts to some commercial]
mouse: Oooh look at that hottie swimming in that big pool!
Shab: mom, that's an albino sea lion..

Just kidding mouse, you know we love ya
mousewings as a parent:
..to a teenage girl who she enthusiastically named Shabananu
They're watching TV together, in particular a news report of a bank robbery in Sweden..
mouse: Mmm I hope he gets all that money and comes to visit me, he's hott
Shab: ..the man wearing a face mask and a jump suit?!
mouse: Yeah. He's Northern European, so he's teh hott
[the show cuts to some commercial]
mouse: Oooh look at that hottie swimming in that big pool!
Shab: mom, that's an albino sea lion..

Just kidding mouse, you know we love ya
