Forum members as parents

[mousewings]

I'm a freak then.. Yay. I don't think I'd ever name my child John though.

Oh, and even if he's cool I'd never marry Nick.

Out of the board members I'd marry.... *take your guess*

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Thats ok Iris. I dont want to get married anyway .

Nick

 

[Arch]

I don't want to get married either.

Tomcats! Tomcats! Tomcats!

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Yeah man, atleast someone sees things sort of the same way .

Nick

 

[Dark_Jester]

I'm already in Mexico you moron :Smug:

HA HA HA! Nick, you got OWNED!

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Waz as a parent cont'd..

little Wendy is reaching for the cookie jar when Waz walks in...

-Waz: What are you doing?
-little Wendy: cookieee :
-Waz: It's koekje! (and those are for mommy )
-little Wendy: mm.. mamma : D
-Waz: You're not paying attention to me are you
(I'm going to tell your father to come discipline you (I have to go to the dentist right now to get another caries filled )(and I'm taking teh bunnie with me))
-little Wendy: ... *starts crying*
-Waz: Owwww don't cry (now look what I've done )
[edit] (I'm running late already (I hope teh doctor doesn't mind (err.. I mean dentist ('cuz they're not real doctors )(ooh but maybe he's teh hott ))))[/edit]
-Teh Husband: What the hell are you rambling about Valerie?!
-Waz: Oh nothing


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Haha good one!
Just one edit:

" (ooh but maybe he's teh hott ))))" ----> " ooh but maybe he's teh longhaired hot guy omg yes!" But I hate dentists.. :'(
Sadistic creatures! But not the right kind of sadist, stay away from my teeth DAMNIT!

Ohyes, Wendy is a dreadful name. We hates it


[edit] Whataminute.. "Husband"? "Kid"?

 

[MagSec4]

Yeah that's right Waz; your husband and your kid.

 

[MagSec4]

Salamurhaaja as a parent:

It's a monday morning. Our good friend is next to his newborn son at the maternity clinic with a bitter face and an impatient posture.
The Doctor arrives..


Doctor: yes.. how are you doing Mr. Murhaaja. We were uh.. just going through your son's file and noticed 'Swedensucks' was put down as the infant's first name. Now I'm sure it must've been a mistake and...

Sal: Yeah that's right.

Doctor: Pardon?

Sal: That's right, that's the kids name.

Doctor: ..... .. ..ok. Well then, uh.. As we've told you we'll be performing some tests on him just make sure he's...

Sal: Hey doc, why the hell was nobody here able to answer my questions when I came in?! It took me 45 minutes to find this damn room!

Doctor: ..I apologize sir but..

Sal: and by the way, your hospital's website doesn't fuckin' work on firebird!

Doctor: ...

Sal: it's not enough that I have to deal with moron-born coworkers everyday!

Doctor: I unders.. well now if we could just go ahead and take care of this paper work right here..

Sal: And did you see the roads?! I could barely maneuver my car to this place. What the hell is wrong with Swedes?! Have they ever heard of S A L T !!
Look at my shoes! it's disgusting! I got all this brown sludgy shit all over 'em!
Makes me wanna fuckin' murder someone!

Doctor: Sir please, you're causing a raucous ..and there are newborns here.

Doctor: ...Sir are you listening to me?

Sal: Great! GREAT!! I was just listening to Powerman 5000 and these damn batteries just died now!
I bought them not too long ago! Can't these people do anything right?!

Doctor: ..sir those are made in Taiwan

Baby: *Begins to cry, along with others in the distance*

Sal: Ah, you.. Just what I fuckin' need, a Swedish baby!

 

[Villain]

MagSec: Bravo! One of the best this far.

-Villain

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Hahaha, not a good thing to laugh out loud at work
they may think that I really am crazy

 

[~Zeanra~]

My god that was hilarious *wipes tears off*

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Yup MagSec, you've got talent for writing about parents (along with your grouptherapy.. )

Nice one

 

[Kovenant84]

lol... the funniest part of that was that i could see it happening

~Kovenant

 

[Malaclypse]

hehe

 

[Naku ist krig]

@maggsec: you rock my guts

 

[fireangel]

they may think that I really am crazy

but you are?

Hope you got many "ferraris" these days *grins*

 

[Salamurhaaja]

I think majority of people would think so

and nope, nothing but fucking bikes again, oh well, tomorrow
is nothing but training and meetings

 

[Tebus]

@Magsec: Your humor turns me on.

 

[Kovenant84]

Since I'm only pretty good at mocking myself, I'd do my thing as a parent kinda like my presence on the boards. Something like...

Kid: Hey daddy, can you help me with my homework?
Kov: Sure!, oh and did i tell you that i'm going out with someone?
Kid: Um... mommy?
Kov: ...
Kid: Dad?
Kov: ...
Kid: Daddy?
Kov: ... Oh, no, mommy hates me! My world is crashing down around me! What should I do son?
Kid: Um... say you're sorry? Can we do my homework now?
Kov: You're a genius! It worked! Everythings saved!
Kid: So homework now?
Kov: ...
Kid: Daddy?
Kov: ...
Kid: Mommy! Daddy's done it again! Make him come back!
Kov: ... Oh, no!...

~Kovenant (lame as hell I know, but I'm soooo bored)

 

[MagSec4]

@Magsec: Your humor turns me on.

Oh well, you know, just glad to be of..
Wai.. whoa.. what are you doing man! put that shirt back on!!

Kov: We'll just go ahead and make sure children aren't given to you just yet
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