Forum members as parents

and neither can tissues either...

Ben as a parent

Miniben - Dad, I'm hungry. Whats to eat?
ben - well, I'm hungry too, but I'm sorry son. I spent my student grant on a new guitar. theres no money left to buy food with.
Miniben - Couldn't you get a job then?
ben - what? uhm... no. I'm too busy with my course... yeah!
Miniben - I don't believe you. Your too busy with your guitar, I can barely hear myself think... dad, whats the white stain on the guitar?
ben - oh, shut up. Here, go call the donor man and I'll see a body part to buy you some food
Miniben - but you're diseased for that. They'll never accept anything thats been near slimey...
ben - yes they will. fear my mad lawyer skillz...
 
MagSec4 said:
I don't think you need to worry about that man, hands can't have babies.
It's unfortunate that so many people believe that, because it's not true. So I suggest that Hearse starts wearing latex gloves soon, or there will be trouble.
 
Northern Lights said:
I'm just wondering what a cross between a man and his hand looks like? Got any pictures of the young ones to share with us?
Actually, a girl impregnated by her hand is a much more likely scenario :Smug:
 
Little Tebie junior had a hard time getting along with the other kids at school, perhaps it was that they got offended when he wagged his little thumb..


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..just messin' with ya Tebs, you know you're da man : p
 
Waz as a parent cont'd..

little Wendy is reaching for the cookie jar when Waz walks in...

-Waz: :err: What are you doing? :eek:
-little Wendy: cookieee : D
-Waz: It's koekje! (and those are for mommy :mad: )
-little Wendy: mm.. mamma : D
-Waz: You're not paying attention to me are you :eek:
(I'm going to tell your father to come discipline you (I have to go to the dentist right now to get another caries filled :rolleyes: )(and I'm taking teh bunnie with me))
-little Wendy: ... *starts crying*
-Waz: Owwww don't cry (now look what I've done :rolleyes: )
[edit] (I'm running late already (I hope teh doctor doesn't mind :erk: :eek: (err.. I mean dentist ('cuz they're not real doctors :err: :p )(ooh but maybe he's teh hott :cool: ))))[/edit]
-Teh Husband: What the hell are you rambling about Valerie?!
-Waz: Oh nothing :p :)o :D :p)



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hmmm, a funny twist of the thread would be forum members as parents -together- like, what if mousewings and wolfman had a baby?

-mousewings: look! little John is trying to say something...maybe he's depressed or maybe he is going to state he is a freak, like his mom, or maybe he spotted a hot metal guy and he wants to tell his mommy :D

-wolfman: shut up Iris, the baby is about to say his first word, probably mama or papa...or maybe he invented a new recipe, or...

-little John: :Smug: *gives up talking forever*





ok so that wasn't good at all :p but maybe the forum members that are actually funny could think of something :p