Forum members as parents

[Steve]

if you have a cute sister/cousin/relative that you can introduce to me, you might be able to see it

What about friends?

 

[Siren]

Siren as a parent:

baby: *cries*
Siren: so now i should feed it, right?
Husband: yes
Siren: but it's not time to feed it yet, it was supposed to wake up in half an hour.
Husband: then don't feed it, wait half an hour.
Siren: but it's hungry!
Husband: then you should give it smt to eat i guess.
Siren: and what if it gets spoiled this way?
Husband: *grabs baby and feeds it*

 

[Steve]

Steve: *Gives Siren's baby beer*

 

[MagSec4]

Quite the home it must be...
Siren, her husband, her baby, and Steve.

One can only imagine what shenanigans go on there on a daily basis

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Evil shenanigans .

Nick

 

[Thanatos]

Siren as a parent:

baby: *cries*
Siren: so now i should feed it, right?
Husband: yes
Siren: but it's not time to feed it yet, it was supposed to wake up in half an hour.
Husband: then don't feed it, wait half an hour.
Siren: but it's hungry!
Husband: then you should give it smt to eat i guess.
Siren: and what if it gets spoiled this way?
Husband: *grabs baby and feeds it*

you could've replaced "husband" with my name

(did you notice how siren addresses the baby as it?)

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Yeah, thats sad .

Nick

 

[Child of Time]

CoT as parent would probably be like this:

kiddo: Daddy, I want a hug!
Me: Hey, keep your distance! I'm trying to do some serious pondering here. Go help your mum.
kiddo: Mum also wants a hug.
Me: But what did I say! I'm pondering over how to make a fast and mercyful end to this fucked-up mess we call earth! I'm busy! They're hopeless... *mumbles peevishly*

 

[Child of Time]

CoT as parent would probably be like this:

kiddo: Daddy, I want a hug!
Me: Hey, keep your distance! I'm trying to do some serious pondering here. Go help your mum.
kiddo: Mum also wants a hug.
Me: But what did I say! I'm pondering over how to make a fast and mercyful end to this fucked-up mess we call earth! I'm busy! They're hopeless... *mumbles peevishly*

 

[hyena]

@CoT: you're evil. I might have wanted your kids (you know, to raise them to be rulers of the world or something), but I cannot do without hugs.

 

[Child of Time]

No... Not evil. Only grim and peevish most of the time.

Hmm, that sounds very negative. Better do some changes in my personality. *goes downtown to the square and gives free hugs for everyone*

 

[MagSec4]

Hearse: Where is the goddamn "after-born-abortion-pills"

I don't think you need to worry about that man, hands can't have babies.
: p

(did you notice how siren addresses the baby as it?)

Siren, if you ever have a baby I'm adopting him or her >'(

 

[Siren]

@MagSec: Who says i'm giving it away?

@Thanatos: of course i called it "it", we don't know if it's a boy or girl yet. right..?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

You could have used "the baby." :Smug: .

Nick

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Lolita as a parent:

little loli: Mommy mommy! I'm hungry, give me food.

big loli: Shhh! Be quiet. Mommy's having a hangover.. zzzz

 

[Dark_Jester]

None of you are having children. I will sterilise you all.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

D_J, you're a wise man. The world's better off our UMers' children.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Except me, who can be trusted.

 

[MagSec4]

Siren:
And who said I needed your consent?
I'm going to steal your baby, Siren
And I will live to tell the tale
: p

 

[Siren]

@MagSec: Yes, you will tell the tale of how you lost your testicles and bled to death while trying to steal the siren-baby. In the afterlife.