Forum members as parents

[Ormir]

but.. what about me, Ben?

Maybe he thought your children might look like your avatar.

 

[a_hole]

Better than inheriting your humor.

*gongs, applauses & standing ovation*

 

[Siren]

@Hearse: How dare you, did you ask me?

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

but.. what about me, Ben?

Nor am I good enough



Arrogant Brit Bastard!
Lets kill h.. NO! Let's castrate him, Ouga!

 

[ouagadougou]

MUAHAHAH yes, that's exactly what we're going to do, Waz

THAT NINJA-LOOKING SHITHEAD IS FINALLY GOING TO PAY FOR HIS SINS





:Shedevil:

 

[mousewings]

@Arch: that story is depressing. That poor kid must have had a lot of problems.

I'm unsure if I want to have children. I have a list of pros and cons (but am not going to list them, as they're a little odd).

I may, if there was financial stability (very important). I also think adopting kids internationally would be a good idea as well. I'd definitely want children if my husband did (I'd have to be married first as well). In all, I have to find a mate first, and one who is more stable and sane than I am. ;p

I have to say: I'm also determined to look great after having and while raising children. I'll still have the same tastes/habits too. Which means my kids will have to listen to hours of black metal and David Gray. They'll grow up to be pop music fans. Yes.

@MagSec, Ormir and any others who want to have kids in the future:I'm sure the people (especially the guys) here will have no problems finding people to have children with.

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

BUAHAHAHHAHAA!


(ah, doesnt that relieve one after a tiring day Castrating some men, that is :shedevil: )

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Nor am I good enough



Arrogant Brit Bastard!
Lets kill h.. NO! Let's castrate him, Ouga!

Thats abit harsh huh? Anyway I'll help you in this mission, it'll be fun cutting off his balls .

Nick

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Okay okay that was too rude
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(Better, huh?)

 

[MagSec4]

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..ok now that I've made some distance between myself and Wazoo the psycho:

@Hearse: How dare you, did you ask me?

Oh you wanted to give them up yourself wearing gloves didn't you!.. you cruel woman

 

[ouagadougou]

(Better, huh?)

yes!!! perfect!! i'm sure the small one will do

 

[Dark_Jester]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Curls his evil ninja moustache, throws a smoke bomb on to the ground, and disappears with a swirl of his cape)

 

[Kovenant84]

(Reaches behind curtain off-stage, and pulls D_J out from there, throwing him in Wazoo's path to save the rest)

Don't worry... maybe she'll take your manbabies :-D

~Kovenant

 

[Dark_Jester]

Damn it, theres always one BASTARD isn't there!

Escapes in his helicopter

 

[Siren]

Well that depence...
...do you wanna be a SINGLE MOTHER!
...it's either ME or the bloody dodo machines!!

Who said i would have refused, i just wanted you to ask me first.

Oh you wanted to give them up yourself wearing gloves didn't you!.. you cruel woman

No, not really. I hate gloves.

 

[Thanatos]

everyone stfu

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

@Thanny: You better be nice..


*GRIN*

 

[ouagadougou]

 

[Naku ist krig]

Ormir as a parent part 3-5
little petri calls with a cellphone from his grandmother:

lil petri: pappa! pappa! where did momma and you go?
sami: ah,shutta the fuck up, didnt i say i wanna forget that bitch?
petri: but i am starving
sami: brb
petri:---
sami: back
petri: i am hungry, grammyy wont give me any money or food!
sami: well i have been listening Emperor so I could not care less
petri: but i am really hungy!
sami: i have a hangover and I am not a fucking a communist so starve you filty bastard and shut your stupid---brb...

What a lamer i am

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

everyone stfu

Look who loves kids!