Forum members as parents

[Northern Lights]

me+ children= no no no.
put me in a room with a baby and i'll dig my way out in less than a minute (with my own fingernails)

Same here, though... There's something about children and me that just doesn't... click

 

[Dark_Jester]

Tsk, this is the sign of the collapse of society! Role reversal! These days, men do want children at some point in the future, to further their line, to give something back to the world, while women are drinking, smoking, gambling and don't wanna be tied down with children! YOU'RE DAMNING OUR RACE TO EXTINCTION!

Ormir, I need you. Manbabies are the way of this terrible terrible future

 

[Siren]

I'll break the trend...

It's happened quite some times to me, that i talk a bit with a kid, and then it calls my name for days.. It's the siren-charm i guess

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

I like them too
two little halfbrothers and so tr00 already :')


And I 'babysit' sometimes
"Yes, you wear weird clothes with skulls yes but we dont mind nooo" (L) OMG so cute :')

 

[MagSec4]

Oh way to make it sound bad Siren >p
You almost made me feel bad
like a rapist or something :/
'spreading the seed' isn't the point, but getting to teach a special little human : D

 

[Dark_Jester]

See Mags, there's no maternal instinct anymore, but the paternal instinct is growing stronger.

Naturally, I blame women

 

[Steve]

I blame Communism

 

[MagSec4]

yes, let's blame Women!

..and Canada

 

[Ormir]

I'll break the cycle further, by expressing my willingess to breed some time in the future as well.

Ormir, I need you. Manbabies are the way of this terrible terrible future

Of course Ben. All we need is a surrogate mother for our beautiful manbabies. How about ouagadougou?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yes, we must ask her, we need a breeding sow. And we shall raise the children to be good and true and wise, and to see women as nothing more than breeding stock, for they have no maternal instinct

 

[Siren]

@Magsec: oww i'm sorry, i didn't mean to make you feel bad.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Be quiet breeding stock! Back in the pens!

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Benny you could be my big daddy any day .

Nick

 

[MagSec4]

Be quiet breeding stock! Back in the pens!

Hey!! >(
Don't talk to them like that!

..here use the prodding sticks.

: p

 

[Dark_Jester]

Thank you

When are the cattleprods and electric fences coming?

 

[Steve]

 

[MagSec4]

Thanks Steve, but that one's too short for our purposes.
I can tell you what you can do with that though..

Jester: I don't know, they should be on their way. In the meantime we'll just have to maintain constant vigil. And don't let them get any ideas

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Use this

Nick

 

[Thanatos]

fags

 

[TenTonHammer]

this thread is hilarious