Forum members as parents

[Steve]

We still need someone to write about father Thanny

How about this one for beatings?

 

[Thanatos]

father thanny?

kids are expensive, annoying, time consuming, noisy, they shit on themselves, cry, demand candy, puke on you, etc. they are lovely as long as their not yours

 

[Steve]

Which is why it would be funny to see you as a father

 

[Thanatos]

Which is why it would be funny to see you as a father

if you have a cute sister/cousin/relative that you can introduce to me, you might be able to see it

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

father thanny?

kids are expensive, annoying, time consuming, noisy, they shit on themselves, cry, demand candy, puke on you, etc. they are lovely as long as their not yours

Myyy kids would be demanding koekjes

 

[Dark_Jester]

Your kids would be born with an addicition to koekjes not unlike a heroin addiction birth

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Very possible
OMG *thinks of addictions* Lol!

Waz walking with kids:
Little girl: "Mummy, mummy! Look at that tall longhaired guy, isnt he aaaaamaaaazing?"
"Oooh I havent had my daily portion chocolate, coffee and koekjes yet! Give it to me noow!"

"Mummmy can I please watch that DT dvd again?"
"What? Again?"

 

[Dark_Jester]

Oh god no, little Valkyries

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

The place would be filled with headbanging melodramatic bitches eating koekjes
Ohyeah
It would be fun!


To the clone-machine! [/Batman tune, tuhduhtuhduhduhduh]

 

[Arch]

Related news of sorts:
7-year-old commits suicide over biscuit in Nepal

Monday, November 10, 2003 at 14:35 JST
KATHMANDU — In a rare case of suicide in Nepal, a 7-year-old boy killed himself by hanging after his mother forced him to share a packet of biscuits with his younger brother, police in Kathmandu said Monday.

Ajaya Maharjan hanged himself with a laundry rope in the kitchen of his house in nearby Ratopul around noon Sunday, the police said. (Kyodo News)

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=7&id=278502

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

OMG
My lost child is found :')
OMG
He's dead :'(

 

[ouagadougou]

*hugs Waz*

oh, and i'd be glad to be your child's mother, Sami and Ben

 

[Arch]

There there. There there.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Good God this thread *laughing my ass off*

 

[Dark_Jester]

Lolita, you are my last hope, do you want my manbabies?

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

If I'm your last option...

















































OKAY then! Why not, I can't lose.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Hooray! But do you actually have a maternal instinct?

 

[Gregor]

Wouldn't trust him Lolita if I were you, and you me, you wouldn't be the first lady he asked only to leave after he gave you some of his babies, or such is the like.

 

[Child of Time]

:Spin:
:Spin:

Damn! Visiting this forum really raises my mood. (And makes me wonder over the mental health of all DT-fans. )

 

[ouagadougou]

Lolita, you are my last hope, do you want my manbabies?

but.. what about me, Ben?