Forum members as parents
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Lolita Vampiriá
Sister of Mercy
Hearse got pwndz. and neither can tissues either...
Ben as a parent
Miniben - Dad, I'm hungry. Whats to eat?
ben - well, I'm hungry too, but I'm sorry son. I spent my student grant on a new guitar. theres no money left to buy food with.
Miniben - Couldn't you get a job then?
ben - what? uhm... no. I'm too busy with my course... yeah!
Miniben - I don't believe you. Your too busy with your guitar, I can barely hear myself think... dad, whats the white stain on the guitar?
ben - oh, shut up. Here, go call the donor man and I'll see a body part to buy you some food
Miniben - but you're diseased for that. They'll never accept anything thats been near slimey...
ben - yes they will. fear my mad lawyer skillz...
Ben as a parent
Miniben - Dad, I'm hungry. Whats to eat?
ben - well, I'm hungry too, but I'm sorry son. I spent my student grant on a new guitar. theres no money left to buy food with.
Miniben - Couldn't you get a job then?
ben - what? uhm... no. I'm too busy with my course... yeah!
Miniben - I don't believe you. Your too busy with your guitar, I can barely hear myself think... dad, whats the white stain on the guitar?
ben - oh, shut up. Here, go call the donor man and I'll see a body part to buy you some food
Miniben - but you're diseased for that. They'll never accept anything thats been near slimey...
ben - yes they will. fear my mad lawyer skillz...
Tebus
An abode of few.
It's unfortunate that so many people believe that, because it's not true. So I suggest that Hearse starts wearing latex gloves soon, or there will be trouble.MagSec4 said:
Hmm.. I guess I always assumed they couldn't. So.. you had an unpleasant and embarassing experience impregnating a hand Tebs?
Is it a boy?
How did your parents take it?
: p
Is it a boy?
How did your parents take it?
: p
I'm just wondering what a cross between a man and his hand looks like? Got any pictures of the young ones to share with us?
Child of Time
Voice of reason
GO AWAY, Naughty thoughts, GO AWAY! AHHH! 
Dammit, Thanatos, did you have to do that? My whole day is ruined...
Dammit, Thanatos, did you have to do that? My whole day is ruined...
Little Tebie junior had a hard time getting along with the other kids at school, perhaps it was that they got offended when he wagged his little thumb..
..just messin' with ya Tebs, you know you're da man : p
..just messin' with ya Tebs, you know you're da man : p
Tebus
An abode of few.
Waz as a parent cont'd..
little Wendy is reaching for the cookie jar when Waz walks in...
-Waz: What are you doing? 
-little Wendy: cookieee : D
-Waz: It's koekje! (and those are for mommy
)
-little Wendy: mm.. mamma : D
-Waz: You're not paying attention to me are you
(I'm going to tell your father to come discipline you (I have to go to the dentist right now to get another caries filled
)(and I'm taking teh bunnie with me))
-little Wendy: ... *starts crying*
-Waz: Owwww don't cry (now look what I've done )
[edit] (I'm running late already (I hope teh doctor doesn't mind (err.. I mean dentist ('cuz they're not real doctors 
)(ooh but maybe he's teh hott 
))))[/edit]
-Teh Husband: What the hell are you rambling about Valerie?!
-Waz: Oh nothing 
o 
)
: p
little Wendy is reaching for the cookie jar when Waz walks in...
-Waz:
What are you doing? -little Wendy: cookieee : D
-Waz: It's koekje! (and those are for mommy
)-little Wendy: mm.. mamma : D
-Waz: You're not paying attention to me are you
(I'm going to tell your father to come discipline you (I have to go to the dentist right now to get another caries filled
)(and I'm taking teh bunnie with me))-little Wendy: ... *starts crying*
-Waz: Owwww don't cry (now look what I've done
) [edit] (I'm running late already (I hope teh doctor doesn't mind
(err.. I mean dentist ('cuz they're not real doctors )(ooh but maybe he's teh hott ))))[/edit]-Teh Husband: What the hell are you rambling about Valerie?!
-Waz: Oh nothing
o ): p
Wolfman Von Jones
The trouble with you
mousewings
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hmmm, a funny twist of the thread would be forum members as parents -together- like, what if mousewings and wolfman had a baby?
-mousewings: look! little John is trying to say something...maybe he's depressed or maybe he is going to state he is a freak, like his mom, or maybe he spotted a hot metal guy and he wants to tell his mommy
-wolfman: shut up Iris, the baby is about to say his first word, probably mama or papa...or maybe he invented a new recipe, or...
-little John: :Smug: *gives up talking forever*
ok so that wasn't good at all but maybe the forum members that are actually funny could think of something
-mousewings: look! little John is trying to say something...maybe he's depressed or maybe he is going to state he is a freak, like his mom, or maybe he spotted a hot metal guy and he wants to tell his mommy
-wolfman: shut up Iris, the baby is about to say his first word, probably mama or papa...or maybe he invented a new recipe, or...
-little John: :Smug: *gives up talking forever*
ok so that wasn't good at all
but maybe the forum members that are actually funny could think of something
Wolfman Von Jones
The trouble with you
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