Fuckin' NAD... The Thread

[Conspicuously Absent]

Figure we need a thread to list everything we blame NAD for.

Tila Tequila
Some of the Other Fakes


what else?

 

[Demilich]

Gays. All of 'em. All his fault.

Yup, that's my story and I'm stickin by it.

 

[NAD]

i made AIDS.

 

[NAD]

i cancelled Arrested Development.

 

[NAD]

i birthed Steve Guttenburg.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

NAD touches himself too much and is the cause of the world's suffering.

 

[NAD]

i am the grassy knoll.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

can I mow you NAD?

 

[NAD]

i gave Yoko Ono her first piano lesson.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

NAD is the reason that Han shot first.

 

[NAD]

i had sex with JarJar's mom, thus creating JarJar.

 

[NAD]

i designed and marketed New Coke.

 

[NAD]

i am "the real killers."

 

[Demilich]

he's also responsible for that horrid Three Shits to the Wind band

 

[Reign in Acai]

I blame Nad for raising all women's expectations, after word got out that there was a guy who could actually deliver double digit orgasms.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I blame NAD for inventing awesome hair.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[lurch70]

i want the NAD user name back

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

His next name should just be NAD's nads, or NAD's hair.

 

[Dev]

i want the NAD user name back

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