Funny misheard lyrics...

[Nobiss]

"Blowing Venom Through The Semen" from Ghost Of Perdition

lmao

 

[winters epilogue]

yeah, even last night in drapery, i just had to laugh when i heard "deadly badgers"
i actually have no idea what the lyrics actually are...

Haha, when singing along, I said "badgers" hoping someone would hear...alas...no one. But the real lyrics are "deadly patterns made my wreath"

 

[Led Opeth]

There's a line in In Mist She Was Standing that sounds like "clitoris race". It's in the first few lines. And it's not pronounced like "CLItoris" it's like "cliTORis". I'm not sure what the actual lyric is because I just hear CLITORIS RAAACE every time.

I just checked, it's contorted trees. But go check it out yourself. I SWEAR it sounds MORE like clitoris race than contorted trees.

lmao

 

[Satyros]

BRI
when he say "for me TO SEEK"

TOSIK in hebrew its "booti" or somhtimg like that...

 

[etakistan]

"Let it pee."


Absolutely ruins A Fair Judgement.

 

[xXBraveMurderDay]

do you guys know on that one at the gates song where for some reason CONTRROOOLLLL sounds a lot like GODZILLLLAAAAA?

I think youre talking about Suicide Nation. How the hell did you hear Godzilla? Were you high or something?

 

[worldwide_suicide]

A fair judgement

"came so close to wild animals".... i always hear that, even when i know what the correct lyrics are

 

[biggsy]

lmao

 

[cuntface]

affinityband:
SHIT USER

ingenkommentar is a complete WANKER yeah..... thats rite fuck off u cunt

 

[Fenlenus]

On Harvest when it goes "It's me who's the martyr", it always sounds like it says "Picking tomatoes".

Mike said something similar to that in another post too actully. http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3629797&postcount=42

 

[@=NoBigDeal=@]

Katatonia - Day
"grey park" I heard "gay park", not enormously funny though

 

[Zephyrus]

Beneath the Mire

What I hear: "In the shadows I'm choking a virgin"

Actual lyric: "In his shadow I'm choking yet flourishing"

 

[daz436]

A fair judgement

"came so close to wild animals".... i always hear that, even when i know what the correct lyrics are

lmao you just ruined my favourite song hahaha, bastard!

 

[Bleak Harvest]

"Casts light upon your Seacrest."

Shoot me now for being a part of this thread

 

[Kerry King]

I swear I can hear Mikael say "Fuck yeah!" somewhere in Ghost Of Perdition...

Same here.
"A Saints Premonition... Fuck Yeah!!!!"
when it actually is
"A Saints Premonition unclear"

KFK

 

[batastrophe]

Why hasn't anyone said the biggest one?!

The Baying of the Hounds: pest ridden tacos of the Earth.

 

[Risquit]

From Master's Apprentice

"Sever the faith from my body"

Always thought he said, "sever the feet from my body". I liked that gruesome imagery.

 

[Id]

Why hasn't anyone said the biggest one?!

The Baying of the Hounds: pest ridden tacos of the Earth.

deadly badgers is the biggest one

 

[KieranBullen]

Everyone you loved is a dead bird

and Fixing a pair of jeans

both on Baying of the Hounds.

 

[metal_wrath]

Twilight is my robe

Lyrics "Under these waterfalls!!!!!"

I Hear "Under this mortal coil!!!!!!!!!!!!"