Funny misheard lyrics...

^ I already said that!

"In his shadow i am choking yet flourishing"

sounds like

"In his shadow i am choking a virgin",aka Mike apparently does not like virgins.
 
Blackwater Park where it says: "Parched with thirst for the wicked". I heard: "Packing stakes for the witches"

Not funny...but sounded weird...
 
Silent dance with deaf.I thought this is very stupid since deaf cant hear and whatever you can do with em is silent anyway :D